CHICO, California - Cookin' with Olga
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Today will be my first attempt at cooking a turkey!
Today will be my first attempt at cooking a turkey!
(a 23 pounder!) 
10:00 AM
10:00 AMStep one:
Rinse and pat dry.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Pose for picture.
Lookin' good!
Pose for picture.
Lookin' good!
(I wonder how this turkey compares to Maxi Mounds?!)
11:00 AM
11:00 AMStep two:
Apply foil version of myself to buttered turkey breast.
So far, so good!
12:30 PMStep 3:
Baste with butter...
She's looking pretty yummy, don't ya think?!
2:00 PM
Step 4:
Nothing to do now but hang out...
and keep a close eye on things in the ol' oven...
2:15 PM
2:15 PM Step 4a
... so how about a little nip?!
...or two?
...or two?
4:30 PM
Step 5:
Waa-laa!
Waa-laa!
5:00 PMAnd as we sat down to our delicious Thanksgiving feast,
I felt very grateful to be a Traveling Bra ~
and NOT a turkey!
6:00PM
6:00PMPhew - I'm STUFFED!
Time to loosen up the ol' straps, kick back on the couch and....
...hey wait! Did somebody say PIE?!?
27 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
I am working on it...with any luck it will just blow up! (But not 'til after the turkey's done.)
Hey that stoves better than mine.....:):):)
hope you had a fantabulous thanksgiving. i'm dying of laughter from your blog...it's supposed to be funny, right? :)
i found your from cr8buzz...btw...
enjoy and take care!
Crusty - I am sorry.
~Olga
Suchsimplepleasures - If you think I'm funny, then I guess I am. As they say, humor is in the eye, or cup, of the beholder. :)
~Olga
Oh My God!! I LOVE IT!
ha ha ha haa
Happy Thanksgiving!! :)
OMG - You know how to throw a thanksgiving dinner! Too funny!
Ya know...I really gotta get out more, cause the placement of that turkey brush looked kinda fun. Seriously...I need a life.
Glad to have tickled your funny bone there meleah! :)
~Olga
Well Drowsey, to tell you the truth, it WAS pretty fun!
Just get your bra, a turkey brush, and some melted butter together & GO FOR IT! :)
~Olga
That looks like a sumptuous feast there, my dear Olga. I am just glad you did not catch aflame being so near to the stove and all.
I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving!
And I thought cooking a turkey was hard... goes to show what I know!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I Like Pie!
I Like Turkey!
Lord Likely - Well, we did have a fire extinguisher handy, just in case!
~Olga
Dawn - If I can do it, you can do it! But I do recommend keeping a fire estinguisher nearby, just in case.
~Olga
Hi Speedy - I bet you do! :)
~Olga
TiT for TaT.. I just tagged you..just keeping you abreast of the situation....:):)
Gee, Crusty - I WONDERED what I was gonna do with myself on vacation in Aruba! :) Thanks!
~Olga
That's a really nice couch :-) ... last time I commented "blind" with my mobile phone. Yes, I'm an internet rebel bad blogger!
Nice Couch?!? How 'bout that big ol' bodacious lacey black BRA upon it?!? Jeez...Speedy I think you ate too much pie. It's interferring with yer eyesight....
;)
~Olga
Olga, You ARE the dare devil bra I tell ya, My Mother in law has no real cup size anyway, so she was way to timid to do this! I will do it when I serve my turkey later in the winter... Of course I might have to buy a bigger turkey *blink blink*
Hugs you delicious bra you...
Sugar
OMG -- Heidi the Turkey would have been so jealous of that foil brassiere you turkey is sporting. Good thing there's not much left of her or I'd have to deal with it. And Aruba. Feh. Wouldn't I LOVE to be going there right now! I'd have to get a body transplant, though!
Sugar - The "turkey bra" didn't turn out as cool as I thought it would...but it was still fun! Good luck with yours! Send pictures!
~Olga
Kellypea - You named your turkey? And then ATE her? Good Lord woman!...That's brilliant! :)
~Olga
A divine turkey presentation indeed!!!!!! WTG Olga!
Glad you approve BDG! And I like the way you shake it!
~Olga
Next Thanksgiving I'll send you a set of my undergarments. Think it will fit the turkey a bit better.
Dammit! A bra's a better cook than I am. Actually, I'm not all that surprised.
Is there a drumstick left?
HOT POST!!!!
My Mug is on display at Hollydale HQ (very nice)
So ... did you figure it out?? I know why :)
AH-HA!!! I shoulda KNOWN boobs were the problem! AS well as the ANSWER! Always are....
Thanks Speedy! And Maxi
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The tin foil bra on the turkey is just way too funny.
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