Crazy Nekkid People, Fog and Blisters?!?

Chock up another successful delivery for FedEx

and Olga, the Traveling Bra! Sorry Crusty, Hungry Mother, and Speedy (I miss you!) - no photos of the cute FedEx delivery gal this time...you'll just have to make due with pictures of my blog-mistress.

I arrived in Chico just in time for her birthday, and as you can tell by her

big cheesy smile, she was pretty happy to see me again!Check out the nice collection of souvenir pins I'm accumulating on my Traveling Lingerie Bag! (Thanks Heather for the cute England and France pins!)

"Hey Blog-Mistress! Get me outta this bag!...it's HOT and I'm getting all wrinkled and saggy! Which reminds me....Happy Birthday!"

**YANK!**

"Ow!" Geez...old people are soooo sensitive!"What a pair ~

One bodacious Traveling Bra and one silly ol' bra-wd!

Me: "So now that I'm here...what are we gonna do???"

Her: "We're taking a little birthday celebration road trip Olga!"

Me: "Where?"

Her: "You'll have to wait and see Olga!...but there's a good chance we'll be encountering crazy nekkid people, fog, and blisters!"

Me: "Woo-hoooo!!!"

(So now you'll know why if ya don't hear from me for a few days....

I'll post photos from The Birthday Road Trip ASAP, unless of course,

I am in jail!)

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Oooooh!!!! This just in!.....My blog has been listed as one of the

100 BEST TRAVEL JOURNAL BLOGS by TravelHacker!

I am very honored because there are lots of terrific travel-blogs on the list...including those of my blog-roll buddies Travel Betty and RennyBA!

Thanks TravelHacker!

My Doodle...

The Doodle Week theme today is "Doodle Mad"...which is perfect because I assure you that she's not very happy about the number of candles on her cake! (Which looks remarkably like ME!)

Now quick!...help me blow 'em OUT before I catch on fire!!!

Imitation May Be The Sincerest Form of Flattery ~ But Still...

...What on earth is THIS?!?

Click the photo to find out!

(Thanks Daddy Papersurfer - flattery will get you everywhere, ya know!)

TRUCE DECLARED!

I'm happy to announce that a truce has been declared in the Donut War!

And just in the nick of time too...because having exhausted Minnesota's entire supply of donuts, Speedy was considering alternative forms of ammunition!

Happy Mothers Day to Moms everywhere! I will always support you!

I'm Gonna Make It After All!...(was there ever any doubt?!)

CLICK ME!!!

Oh YEAH!!! Mary Tyler Moore and I have ALOT in common!
But only I got Speedy!!!

*For the FULL scoop on our exciting trip to Minneapolis...
click on this photo of me & Speedy as we are about to get busted!

UPDATE: With the arrival of warmer weather, the sweater has come off the Knit-Knot Tree in Yellow Springs, Ohio...click HERE to see what cool things my Yellow Springs Chaperon, Corrine, is doing with all of that beautiful yarn!

And the 20,000th Olga Oogler is.....

I'm very happy to announce that tonight at 10:17 pm, Miss MoneyPenny was the 20,000 visitor to my blog! Woo-hoo!!! Miss MP has been providing incredible 'round the clock coverage and keeping the entire blogosphere abreast of all the latest developments in the cRaZy Donut War between the USA and Canada! And thanks in part to her secret defense squad, The 36DD Stealth Brassiere Bomb Squadron, there appears to be a cease fire!

I think.

I'm not really sure.

Oooops!... maybe not!!

To show my appreciation for her dedication, sense of humor, and hard work, not only will Miss MP receive at least a year's worth of powdered sugar and rainbow sprinkle donuts, but I am also giving her the coveted Olga's Golden Underwire of BRA-very Award for going above and beyond the call of duty! Congratulations Miss MoneyPenny!!! Now you just say "when" - and we'll shoot those donuts your way...air mail!

Coffee Without Donuts is Like a Day Without Sunshine...especially in Hollydale, Minnesota

UPDATE: ANOTHER DONUT WAR CASUALTY has been reported!...This time in Saskatchewan, Canada where my dear friend Fracas, who was outside pruning her favorite bush in observance of Nekkid Gardening Day, narrowly escaped being pelted by TONS of rainbow sprinkles! I'm sorry about that Fraccy! I hope your lawn burns aren't too painful!

SUGAR BOMB!!!

THIS JUST IN!!!

Chico, California has been bombed with what appears to be massive amounts of powered sugar!!!

...surprising the pants off local residents, many of whom were outside enjoying the warm spring weather and trying to get a head start on their summer tans. Area livestock were hit especially hard...

...and the normally Happy California Cows are now anything BUT happy! An especially angry rooster is demanding a full investigation and PETA is sending in a team of therapists to help counsel those who have been

traumatized by this bizarre attack! AFLAC is already on the scene assessing the damage...
...and residents are being warned to stay indoors until authorities can clean things up.

So far the only clue as to WHO could possibly be responsible for this mess is this photo taken of a suspicious looking character who was seen driving a FedEx truck past my blog-mistress's house earlier in the day...(He looks kinda familiar to me...???)

**UPDATE: Miss Moneypenny's elite 36DD Stealth Brassiere Bomb Squadron is currently poised and ready to lend major support in case of another Sugar Bomb attack. Phew! But what I really want to know is....

will this madness ever end?!?!?

DOH!!!

NUTS! Looks like Crusty's done gone and rounded up the posse!

NOW WHAT, Speedy???!?

Maybe it's time to put me back on your head...as a HELMET!

UPDATE! Donut War Escalates!

....UPDATE!!! This just in! A large maple walnut donut has just landed near the highway in downtown Hollydale!...details are still sketchy, but an unidentified Redneck was reportedly seen in the vicinity stuffing "something" into FedEx envelopes...click HERE for the FULL story!....

Weapon of Mammary Destruction...who ME?!

The FALLOUT from Speedy's Shock 'n Awe Donut Attack

is still being felt 'round the blogosphere!
Check it out HERE (Robert's Revenge)

HERE (Donut Manna?)

HERE (Full Coverage by the UnderCover Times )

and HERE (Super Aerospace Donut Deflector/Dunk & Cover!)

And if anyone knows of a good way to get jelly out from between my hooks, please let me know. I'm feeling rather sticky....

And just in case you're worried that all these donut launchings are somehow corrupting me, all I can say is; FAT CHANCE!!!...My pal Stealth already took care of that when she filled my cups with big hot donuts right off the rack at Krispy Kreme's in Atlanta, Georgia! Mmmmmm...chocolate...donuts....

Stretched to the LIMIT in Hollydale

In case ya'll were wondering what (besides putting me on his head)
a MAN is most likely to do with Olga, the Traveling Bra....

here's the answer!

Ready....

Aim....
FIRE!!!!

Yep, Speedy has enlisted ME as the world's first

DOUBLE-BARRELLED-JELLY-DONUT-LAUNCHER!

To see what he's aiming at...and IF he hit his target, CLICK HERE!

(More reports on Speedy's Secret Donut Strike filed here!

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Awwww....Thanks Speedy!

I'm putting this in my Big Ol' Bodacious Trophy Room!

Right next to my Speedy Award!

It's My Blog-iversary!

Woo-hoo!!! Today marks the 1st Anniversary of my blog! It's hard to believe that 365 days and 185 blog posts ago, I didn't even know what a BLOG was! So, pardon me for puffing out my chest a bit (more than usual) today, 'cuz as you can see by my blog stats, things are definitely on the up swing and I'm looking gooooood! When I first set forth on my pioneering journey, my goal was simply to travel around from friend to friend and record my adventures here on my blog. Little did I know that I'd end up meeting so many NICE people both in person and online! Nor did I ever imagine that I'd end up visiting 32 cities, 16 states, 4 countries, and logging more than 43,000 miles in one short year! It has all surpassed my wildest dreams, and that's saying a lot!

So, to all my friends, old and new, far and wide...I raise my cups and toast to YOU ~ Here's to the next 365 days and THANK YOU for your support! If you have a blog, PLEASE accept/post this badge I have created as a Token of my Appreciation. If you don't have a blog, well, why not?!? You should try it - it's tons of fun! And ya never know where it might lead you! Take it from me, Olga, the Traveling Bra!

And, for a stroll down mammary lane, how about checking out some of my exciting globetrotting adventures from this past year?...they are all listed in My Amazing Journey ~ (so far) located at the top of my side bar...or read my Amazing & 100% True Story which details how it ALL began! Thanks again everyone! Ta-Ta!! (for now!)

PS: My pal Diary of a 70's Teen is also celebrating her 1st blog-iversary - be sure to drop by and wish her well!

I Have Arrived!

At the suggestion of the Yellow Springs Police Department, I took the next flight out of Ohio and headed North...and thanks to my favorite carrier, FedEx, it was another blessedly uneventful trip!

I just arrived at the doorstep of one of my favorite bloggers...who also happens to be one of my biggest supporters!...and now has the dubious distinction of being my 1st male Chaperon!

WHO is this lucky person you ask?...

SPEEDY!!!

Oh boy...I'm in Hollydale!...This is gonna be FUN!

In fact, something tells me... I may never be the same!...Click here and you'll see what I mean!

Bra-wk!!!

Stay tuned....

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

I've been so dang busy leading the exciting life of a Traveling Bra, I'm afraid I've forgotten my manners! I'd like to thank three fellow bloggers whom have recently given me some very cool awards - which I'd also like to pass along...so please click here to be instantaneously whisked away to my Great Big Ol' Bodacious Trophy Room where you can feast your eyes upon the newest additions to my Nice Big Rack (of awards!)