Saturday, April 14, 2012

A Message from my Blog-Mistress...

Today I was tad worried that my therapist would think I was  
TOTALLY off my rocker when told told him I have a bra named Olga 
who travels around the world & I blog about her adventures.

But he just smiled & said, 
"I think you should start writing/blogging again." 

I think so too!  And I've been meaning to for a WHILE.  But honestly, my personal life has been so crazy & stressful these past couple of years that my creative juices just dried up & I lost the desire to blog.
(sorry Olga)

But now that things are starting to look UP
I realize there's no one better equipped to provide me with 
some much needed support,
a little pick-me-up, 
a gentle shove, 
a great big BOOST 
than Olga!

So, Olga's exciting globe-trotting adventures will be back  
just as soon as I finish sifting thru' a bazillion photos 
& remember where I left her hanging 2-1/2 years ago...

I think it was in Arizona...
 where she got heat stroke & went kinda CRAZY...
 ...throwing herself at & hanging all over the local guys!
(even ones who were obviously giant pricks)

...and making a fool of herself by lusting after & yelling at the local gals:
 "Woo-Hoo! NICE rock formations!
Come on Baby lemme be your Boulder Holder!!!" 

Oh Gawd, it's all coming back to me now....
HOW could I forget?!!!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hmmmm, Now Where Was I...????

Well, exactly TWO YEARS AGO I was hanging out in Liverpool, England
with my bratty, er I mean, bodacious British Chaperon,
Claire (author of A Little Piece of Me)
(who, by the way, became quite FAMOUS after appearing all over the internet
with ME on her head!

(What can I say?...I have the Midas touch!)

Here's a re-post of one of the many adventures I had with Claire
(but I'm trying to forget about Evil Willy & the bra'nappers!)
I'll be back soon with some NEW Exciting Globetrotting Adventures!

....or at least some more old ones you may have missed....

Ta-Ta (for now!)

After taking her bloody sweet time springing me from the clutches of the Evil Frickin Bra-Nappers, my Chaperon, Claire took me out to celeBRAte with The Beatles in Liverpool! First stop - The Cavern Pub!
And looky who was just waiting for me to arrive!
When I saw him standing there...
well the way he looked was way beyond compare...
('specially with ME hanging 'round his neck!)
Freedom (and beer) never tasted SO good!
Ob-la-di Ob-la-da life goes on bra!
Here I am checking out The Boys when they were just wee lads...
...and here they are checking me out too!
Then we took a little walk around Matthew Street - here I am adorning the Liverpool Wall of Fame which features a disc for every Liverpool group that had a number one hit!
My personal favorite Beatles hit is "Carry That Weight" with
"Hold Me Tight" a close second...
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes straps and cups
and it's Strawberry Fields Forever... Thanks for the magical tour of Liverpool, Claire!
I "Heart" You!
*CLICK HERE to see the video Claire made of our Liverpool adventure!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Up In Arms, COCOA BEACH, Florida

Now, now grrrls please don't fight...
there's more than enough of me to go around!

In fact I've logged enough miles to have gone around the world several times
and am ready to DO IT AGAIN!

Dear Loyal Olga Supporters ~
HELLO again and DoubleD THANKS for hangin' in there and not totally forgetting about me (unlike SOMEbody else I know...hint =>) whilst my blog-mistress completely ignored me
took a hiatus from blogging for the past EIGHT MONTHS...
because she's been "too busy" dealing with "real life"
All I can say is I'm thrilled to be back out in the world doin' what I do best;
Traveling around making friends and causin' trouble!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree... POKEY are your branches!

Dear Santa,
Please bring me lotza NEW Exciting Globetrotting Adventures in 2010!
I have been extremely very sorta good...
well ok, I have tried.
I have cooooookies for you!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Boo!...ooooo'ty Skool Update #9

This Halloween my blog-mistress insisted on dragging me along
taking me with her to Beauty Skool
and of COURSE...
by the Beauty Skool Police!

Luckily the Barbers bailed (& stretched!) me out!

Yo Robin!...where's Batman?

YIKES!...these heads are kinda creeeeeepy!





OOooOOooh, this is more like it!
A Candy-Bowl hairdo!
"Trick or Treat!"

Thursday, October 8, 2009


As Olga's blog-mistress, I humbly apologize for neglecting my blogging duties lately and for failing to remember that TODAY marked Olga's 3rd year as a Traveling Bra! Just like Olga's adventures, my lifes journey has been taking some unexpected/interesting twists and turns lately, leaving me feeling stretched pretty thin...and all's I can say 'bout that is I'm sorry and thank goodness for Olga...who continues to lend me her support as only Olga, the Traveling Bra can do!
As for Olga's birthday?...well, recently Olga and I were thrilled to hook up and celeBRAte with some of The Girls from The Reunion...that fateful event where it all started 3 years ago...when what appeared to be The End, was really only The Beginning...for Olga, and me! (and, ummm, a few others too!)
I PROMISE to be posting much more about this soon, so please stay tuned...
and believe me when I say, truly - our cups runneth'd over!
Ta-Ta! (for now...)
~Olga, the Traveling Bra's Blog-Mistress

Monday, September 21, 2009

I Feel Like A Brand New Bra! (...maybe even better)

After partyin' my cups off for several days and nights in Black Rock Desert, Nevada, I left the Burning Man festival a little worse for wear...
but after a visit to San Francisco's Haight Ashbury Free Medical Clinic and a short stint in Rehab Dennis Peron's wondrous Cozy Castro Castle...I emerged feelin' uplifted, enlightened, verrrrry relaxed...and with a renewed sense of life, love, and adventure coursing through my underwires!

Take a peek and you'll see why....

Thank you from the bottom of my cups (and that's a LOT!)
for everything, Dennis.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Cozy'ing It Up In The Castro ~ San Francisco, CA.

Yep, I went to Burning Man with this San Franciscan legend (and wonderful person) Dennis Peron...I'll tell ya all about it after I catch a little nap...and a bath...and a maybe another stroll through the garden......stay tuned!

(click pics to enlarge)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Ta-Ta (for now) Florida!

Roses are red ~
Violets are blue ~
Sugar is sweet ~
and....I'm really gonna miss her!
(Hey... I'm a bra, not a poet!)

*Hugzzzzz to you Sugar Queen!*

I'm goin' West for my next exciting adventure (and I do mean exxxciting!)...
but rest assured...
Florida has NOT seen the last of me yet!
...and visa versa.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I Shoulda Been Sleepin' ...*sigh*

...but this mornin', someone thought it would be a good idea to
yank my poooor tired cups up 'n outta the sack early
before the crack of DAWN!...
and hang me on a bush to catch sight of this
glorious sunrise on Florida's eastern shore!
Sorry, 'twas NOT good idea...

...'twas BRILLIANT!

And now I'm goin' back to bed!

Please visit Sugar Queen's Dream to read the rest of the story...
but, shhhhh...please don't wake me up!

by, Nora Jone

Monday, July 27, 2009

Art Appreciation 101 (and 36DD)

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.
Beauty is in the cup of the braholder.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Vroooooom-Vroo( . )( . )ooooom!!! Daytona Beach/Florida

Gentlemen...(and Olga)...start your engines!....
We're off to the races!
My Sweeeeet Dayton Beach Chaperon, Sugar Queen
strapped me in and took me for a ride over to see the
Daytona Beach, Florida!
(Did I mention I am currently visiting Daytona Beach?!?)

What a thrill it was to get up close and personal with one of the greatest NASCAR drivers in the world, Mr. Dale Earnhardt...
and as you can tell by his pose,
Dale was pretty pumped to see me too!

And as I lay my straps down upon Mr. Earnhardt's special plaque on the
Walk of Fame...I heard him whisper some sage advice to me....
Psssst, Olga...

And I said; "Ditto dat, Dale!
But...I think we'll ALL winners!"