Claire and Her Boobs Kicked Butt!

She Did It!!!

My bodacious Widnes, England Chaperon, Claire,

successfully completed the Moonwalk ~

(a 26.2 mile powerwalk (wearing a decorated BRA) to raise money and awareness for and about Breast Cancer) ~ and I am sooooo proud of her,

I could just BUST!

Click the pic to read about it on her blog, A Little Piece of Me

Way to go Claire!

Even though it sounds grueling....if you do it again next year...

I wanna do it with you!

Oh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Three women (one is engaged to be married, one is a mistress, and one has been married for over 20 years) were chatting about their relationships over lunch one day. They decided it would be fun to surprise their men that night by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went...

The engaged friend: "My boyfriend came over and found me with the black leather bodice, tall stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you!" Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night!"

Then the married friend shared her story: "When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..."What's for dinner, Batman?"

Flashback To The 70's!

Due to circumstances beyond even MY amazing control,

I bring you yet another re-post of what I was doing exactly one year ago...on June 22, 2008, I was just hanging up my udderly delightful visit with The Posse in Manchester England...and getting ready to embark upon one of the strangest weeks of my life (so far)...a cup-busting, strap-stretching experience at the DP Concentration Camp beautiful Papersurferville Estate in Southern England...and judging by the pieces of grit and gravel I am STILL finding lodged in my delicate fibers, 'twas an ordeal from which I might not EVER recover!...not to mention my eyeballs!!!!...but...THAT is another story...so please stay tuned! (Phew!)

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Today my visit with my fabulous 70's Chaperon came to an end, and The Posse turned out in full force to say goodbye!

Have you ever seen a more beautiful assemblage of support before?!

An especially touching moment came when Michelle (the leader of The Posse) presented me with some souvenirs...then reached out and taught me the Secret Posse Handshake as the rest of The Gang sang

"Hands Bras Across the Water!" *sniff-sniff*

Then, much to my utter astonishment...ALL of the goddesses appeared to wish me well as I embark upon my next exciting adventure!

(I hear I'm going to visit Daddy Papersurfer.)

As I was leaving, I heard them all chanting....an ancient spell...
something about....I'm not sure....but I think it was "Good Luck."Apparently they think I'm gonna need it?!?

Thank you 70's for a most enjoyable and uplifting visit -

I had a wonderful time!

It's Puppy Love....Again

Yes, I know this is another re-post (of what I was doin' exactly one year ago today!)

PLEASE stay tuned for a brand NEW exciting globetrotting adventure!

Soon....ish....

...or so I hear....

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WHO could resist those big ol' soulful eyes?

Certainly not me! And I'm not even a dog fancier!

Well, except for Elvis

and Stewart

oh, and Lainie of course.

Aw, c'mere...let me give you a hug...{{{snuggle}}}

Rest up lil' pup...

70's camera is working again!

So we've got places to go and people to see!

(stay tuned...)

In Hot Water......again!

Yes, this is a re-post of what I was doin' on this day in June, 2007.

Hmmm...

seems I was hangin' around another good looking dood in Petaluma!

Well, what can I say?....some bra's just have all the luck!

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I just loooove hot tubs... ...and Italian men

...with greata bigga mustachios!

Double-Dippin' With The Mayor

Yes, I'm reachin' back into the archives and reposting what I was doing exactly one year ago today...I think it's adventure worth repeating 'cuz it's not often I get to rub shoulders with The Mayor!

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This handsome gentleman is

The Mayor.

OK, well...not really. Actually, he's pretty much your Average Joe...but we've nicknamed him "The Mayor" because he seems to know EVERYONE in town (and visa versa)...just walking a few blocks down the street to go to dinner with him took us about 2 hours because we had to stop, chit-chat and hob-nob with every other person along the way! (I totally loved it.) Plus, he's quite charming...and took excellent care of me and my Chaperons whilst in Petaluma. He'd certainly get MY vote if he ran for Mayor. (And if bras could vote.)

He recently restored this old drinking fountain to working order

in downtown Petaluma. (Ain't it purty?)

Not that I have an alcohol problem or anything,

but I found the following information very interesting...

This concrete drinking fountain was erected in 1891 by the Women's Christian Temperance Union – an organization dedicated to banning the sale and drinking of alcohol. The members were urged to erect drinking fountains in their towns so that men could get a drink of water without entering saloons and staying for stronger drinks.

*No wonder it stopped working YEARS ago!!

Looking pretty good for being so old... And it works like a charm!

Just ask The Mayor!

These Boobs Were Made For Walkin'...

Recognize this sweet face?

Of course you do...it's my Widnes, England Chaperon and

Smoosh Your Boobies cohort, Claire!
And she (and her boobs) need your help!

On June 20th, Claire (and her boobs) along with 10,000 other women and men (and their boobs) will be participating in The MoonWalk Edinburgh, and walking 26.2 miles through the streets of Edinburgh, Scotland - at night, wearing specially decorated bras - to raise funds for the charity, Walk the Walk/Uniting Against Breast Cancer.

If you'd like to help support Claire (and her boobs) during this unique and worthwhile event, please visit her fundraising page...you can also follow along with Claire (and her boobs) on the day of the event as she Twitters while she walks! And for even more information about Claire (and her boobs) check out her blog, A Little Piece of Me!

Good Luck Claire! Next year, I (and my boobs) hope to be walkin' with ya!

I Support Heather!...And You Can Too!

My blogging friend and Official Olga Chaperon, (England & France) Heather, of The Wishful Writer has applied for a fantastic job at Murphy-Goode, a family-owned winery which just so happens to be located in MY old stomping grounds of Sonoma County in California!...

The winery is looking to hire a "Wine Country Lifestyle Correspondent” with the ability to blog, Twitter, Facebook, Skype and use social media outlets in a way that brings Murphy-Goode to life. (Hmmmm, sounds fun!...I wonder if they might be needing a "support specialist" too?)

Heather is allllll that plus she's a fantastic writer with wit, brains and a GREAT sense of humor...who loves to drink wine...so she's P-E-R-F-E-C-T for the job...but she NEEDS OUR VOTES! Click HERE to view Heather's video & then please vote for her...'cuz she needs the job and the job NEEDS Heather!