Awwww....

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to read all about Meleah and her nice Big Cup!

Woo-Hoo! It's 2008!

OK, this is the "G" rated version of my ROCKING New Jersey Chaperon's cake ~ you may use your imagination (or, at your own risk, click on the cake) for a depiction of the original "adult" version!

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Ringin' in the New Year in New Jersey!

After my little "drinking binge" "sightseeing excursion" at her Office the other day, I promised my ROCKING New Years Eve Chaperon that I wouldn't wander off and get drunk make trouble get lost while we were celebrating New Years Eve at her Best Friend's house.

As you can see, I was behaving myself quite nicely...just hanging out by the festive, roaring fire.

And at dinner, I think I presented myself

in a very dignified fashion.

Yes, everything was going along just swell...

until...

They broke out the f'ing dessert!

Sorry, but I just SNAPPED!...and my will-power

flew right out the f'ing window!!

Next thing I know, I'm all snuggled up to a big ol' good lookin'

bottle of champagne!

And hittin' on helping out the Chef!

When, all of a sudden...

Crap! The Best Friend found me!

(Is it just me, or do I seem to be getting BIGGER?!?!)

So she stuck me on My Chaperon for safe-keeping.
WHADDAYA KNOW?...We're a PERFECT FIT!!!

Even so, I managed to wriggle free (they don't call me a Traveling Bra for nuthin!)...and was headin' upstairs, when...Crap! The BF found me AGAIN!

This time she stuck me on her MAN!
NICE GUY, but didn't have a clue what to do with

one so bodacious as moi,

so, back over to the kitchen I scampered...

...and was delighted to see that my bottle was still half full!

But - oh crrrap!!...it's The Best Friend!...

"OK, OK! Put the knife down! I'll cooperate!"

Oh yeah...like THESE two are gonna keep track of me!
Buh-wah-hahahahahaha!

DOUBLE CRAP!! (Don't you know I have a fear of dogs?!)

Where's My Chaperon?!?

Finally, fed up with all my shenanigans - My Chaperon sat me down, gave me a good yank and...BINGO!
Instant attitute adjustment!


And we all ended up having the BESTEST, HAPPIEST


F'ING NEW YEARS EVE EVER!

Happy New Year Meleah and Jennifer and everyone!

love,

~Olga, the they don't call me Traveling-for-nuthin' Bra!
xoxoxo

Olga Goes to Work!

Well, today I got a little taste of Corporate America

(and then some)...

...when My Accommodating New Jersey Chaperon let me

tag along with her to work!

Phew!

Typing is hard work...I need a break!

Mmmm....coffee always perks me UP!

But I don't really feel like typing anymore....I think I'll go poke around The Office and see what kind of trouble I can get into interesting things I can find!

Woo-hoo!

A copy machine!

They say being copied is the highest form of flattery...

so I made several copies of myself!

Hey, I wonder what's behind THAT door over there?....

Well, looky what I found over in the Marketing Department!

And how about THAT door....?

Woo-hoo ~ Jackpot!

The Boss has The Good Stuff!

Weeee!!! I think I LIKE working now!
Oh, hi there Mr. Bossman! Hey!... how 'bout giving My Hardworking Chaperon a promotion? I mean, she works like a friggin dog around here and could really use some new socks for gawdsakes...didn't you read her self evaluation?! And....whaddaya mean "Who the hell am I and how'd I get in here?!"....

Thankfully, My Observant Chaperon found me before I got her fired completely lost control and took me outside for a little "time out"...

where I had to endure a little "lecture" about my

"alcohol consumption"...yadda-yadda-yadda....

I will spare you the details of what happened next....

but suffice it to say that I learned my lesson!

To never work and drink at the same time again!

My Christmas in New Jersey

Hanging out with Meleah's family in New Jersey

for Christmas was a real HOOT!

They're such a warm and friendly bunch

and welcomed me right in with open arms...

or heads,

and made me feel

just like part of the Colonna Hawthorne Walter clan!

Whoa - Dood!

Now where do you suppose he learned THIS move?!?

From Grandpa maybe ?!
Woo-hoo!

Aunt Bea was a little furclempted after I told her that

85% of all women are wearing the wrong size bra!

But that news that didn't seem to bother baby Mason

in the least little bit!

I think if I ever I quit being a Traveling Bra,

I'd like to become a Traveling BLANKIE!

Thanks Meleah and family for the wonderful Christmas!

I can hardly WAIT for New Years Eve!

Ho Ho Ho!

May All of Your

Christmas Dreams Come True!

(Mine just did!)

Jammies in New Jersey

I guess I caught my New Jersey/New Years Chaperon,

the Amazing Ms. Meleah, a little by surprise this morning -

look who's still in her adorable pink jammies!

Is she not CUTE or WHAT?!? And such a NEAT bedroom too!

I LOVE it here already! We had Haagen-dazs ice cream for breakfast!

And birthday cake for lunch!

And, well...OK, maybe he's not Santa Claus

but I think he's a close relative!

PS: This is post #100! Woo-hoo!

Scroll down for a fun little movie I made about

my other awesome 2007 Chaperons!