Saturday, December 29, 2007

Olga Goes to Work!

Well, today I got a little taste of Corporate America
(and then some)...
...when My Accommodating New Jersey Chaperon let me
tag along with her to work!

Phew!
Typing is hard work...I need a break!

Mmmm....coffee always perks me UP!
But I don't really feel like typing anymore....I think I'll go poke around The Office and see what kind of trouble I can get into interesting things I can find!

Woo-hoo!
A copy machine!

They say being copied is the highest form of flattery...
so I made several copies of myself!
Hey, I wonder what's behind THAT door over there?....

Well, looky what I found over in the Marketing Department!
And how about THAT door....?

Woo-hoo ~ Jackpot!
The Boss has The Good Stuff!

Weeee!!! I think I LIKE working now!
Oh, hi there Mr. Bossman! Hey!... how 'bout giving My Hardworking Chaperon a promotion? I mean, she works like a friggin dog around here and could really use some new socks for gawdsakes...didn't you read her self evaluation?! And....whaddaya mean "Who the hell am I and how'd I get in here?!"....

Thankfully, My Observant Chaperon found me before I got her fired completely lost control and took me outside for a little "time out"...

where I had to endure a little "lecture" about my
"alcohol consumption"...yadda-yadda-yadda....

I will spare you the details of what happened next....
but suffice it to say that I learned my lesson!

To never work and drink at the same time again!

15 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Meleah Rebeccah said...

hahahhahahhahahahahahahh....

I am crying. (laughing) Your version is SOOOOOO hilarious.

I love you Olga! xxoo

DrowseyMonkey said...

lol...looks like a fun place to work!

Is Olga wearing glasses in the first picture? I can't tell...but it looks like it. LOL

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

And I love you too Meleah! Thanks for exposing me to Corporate America!

Yes, Drowsey - those are glasses! LOL! I think they make me look "distinguished" - don't you?

xoxo
Olga

Robert said...

I hope the tongue lashing wasn't to severe....:):)...honestly the work enviroment is getting so strict you can't have fun anymore...:):):)...You should try Bi-focals Olga when you look down with them everything looks bigger....:):):)..One of the first things I discovered when I got mine....:):):)

Hungry Mother said...

The copy machine has a ZOOM, OK?

Lee said...

Olga, I left you a message over at Meleah's. The offer still stands! :0)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Good Lord Crusty! What WERE you looking at and how BIG did it look?!?
~Olga ;)

Mother - Zoom zoom! I'm thinkng of selling autographed copies!
~Olga

Lee - Thanks for the offer, but I'm just not ready to confront my OCD (obsessive copying disorder)"issues" yet. :)
~Olga

Sugar Queens Dream said...

Olga Darling! Happy New Year to you and yours.... The cups too, of course! Hey I bought a new bra the other day and It's gotta be broke in for sure LOL it cross's my heart and then some LOL LOL! I sure am happy to be back to blogging after taking such a long time off, well a couple days at least LOL. I hope Santa was as good to you and yours as he was to me and mine... Hugs and so much love to you babe!
Love Judy~~

Kate Boddie said...

Imagine the TPS Reports!

jimjamzoo said...

hi greeting to your blog.
the content is unique and hey would you like to have link exchange. just mail me.hope to have a reply soon.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohh Crusty!! WT heck??? Ha haa!!!!

The web we weave when when we first start tippen` cups.... you know, at a 1/2 pound, there is little room for swilling hootch. The fun was cut short by "Father Urinal" I see /OO\, ohh man.

You crack me up here - Way to funny! One time my skivvies got drunk and landed me in the hooscow...???? I have no idea what that means... but it's a true story.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Speedy - You are an enigma wrapped up in a cunundrum! I have no idea what that means either! But I like it! :)
~Olga

Nice to meet you jimjamzoo! I'll check out your blog - but with a name like that I'm SURE I'll like it!
~Olga

Yes Kate - I'm sure they would be velllllly interesting! :)
~Olga

Hi ya Sugar! Glad you're feeling better! YES, Santa filled my cups will all kinds of goodies! :) And something tells me you'll have that new bra snapped into shape in no time a'tall! :) I LOVE YOU TOO!
~Olga

Divalicious said...

sounds like my office. We hide our liquor in chocolate balls though. Keeps one out of too much trouble!!

xoxo

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh now THAT would get ME in ALL KINDS of trouble Diva! Chocolate is my favoritest thing in the world! Mmmmmmm......
~Olga

Awake In Rochester said...

Omg, this is so funny. You really tied on on!

By the way, nice umbrella! It's very pretty.

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