Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Ringin' in the New Year in New Jersey!

After my little "drinking binge" "sightseeing excursion" at her Office the other day, I promised my ROCKING New Years Eve Chaperon that I wouldn't wander off and get drunk make trouble get lost while we were celebrating New Years Eve at her Best Friend's house.


As you can see, I was behaving myself quite nicely...just hanging out by the festive, roaring fire.


And at dinner, I think I presented myself
in a very dignified fashion.
Yes, everything was going along just swell...
until...


They broke out the f'ing dessert!

Sorry, but I just SNAPPED!...and my will-power
flew right out the f'ing window!!


Next thing I know, I'm all snuggled up to a big ol' good lookin'
bottle of champagne!


And hittin' on helping out the Chef!

When, all of a sudden...


Crap! The Best Friend found me!
(Is it just me, or do I seem to be getting BIGGER?!?!)


So she stuck me on My Chaperon for safe-keeping.
WHADDAYA KNOW?...We're a PERFECT FIT!!!


Even so, I managed to wriggle free (they don't call me a Traveling Bra for nuthin!)...and was headin' upstairs, when...Crap! The BF found me AGAIN!


This time she stuck me on her MAN!
NICE GUY, but didn't have a clue what to do with
one so bodacious as moi,
so, back over to the kitchen I scampered...


...and was delighted to see that my bottle was still half full!
But - oh crrrap!!...it's The Best Friend!...
"OK, OK! Put the knife down! I'll cooperate!"


Oh yeah...like THESE two are gonna keep track of me!
Buh-wah-hahahahahaha!


DOUBLE CRAP!! (Don't you know I have a fear of dogs?!)
Where's My Chaperon?!?


Finally, fed up with all my shenanigans - My Chaperon sat me down, gave me a good yank and...BINGO!
Instant attitute adjustment!


And we all ended up having the BESTEST, HAPPIEST


F'ING NEW YEARS EVE EVER!

Happy New Year Meleah and Jennifer and everyone!
love,
~Olga, the they don't call me Traveling-for-nuthin' Bra!
xoxoxo

25 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

JENNIFER said...

OMG! This is "sofa king" hilarious. I can't stand it!!! I love Olga, and she will be missed. I wish you well in the New Year and may your travels be filled with as much fun & love as you had at my house in New Jersey for New Years Eve 2008!! This is so great! I am thrilled to have been involved in one of Olgas travels. xox.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thanks for putting up with me Jen!! I think one of my New Years Resolutions may be to cut back on my alcohol consumption! (a tad) Geez...the stuff just seems to go RIGHT THRU' ME!
I LOVED meeting you and wish you all the best in the New Year! Take care of Meleah when I'm gone! I know you will!
xoxoxo
~Olga

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I'm worried about your weight gain. You mustn't let yourself go and start saying things like "it's what I'm like inside that matters". Get a grip on yourself, which I have to do myself sometimes, and tell yourself to make the effort. Some gentle exercise, an occasional massage and watch what you put in your mouth.
No need to thank me ...... pleased to be of service.
[I've kept copies of the photo-copies from the FMB party - I might need them]

meleah rebeccah said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA


That was SUCH a GREAT POST and we really did have a GREAT time.

I laughed the WHOLE time reading this! xxoo

It was wonderful to have you for the holidays!!

I am going to miss you when I have to send you home.....

Olga ROCKS!

jOolian said...

wOw. .... such bodaciean frolic -o- funz & spiritz abound, yummi .... and then 8x wOw !!! never knew how beeUteeFul mz Olga's owner is .... !! yah. Rawwwwk'It hard as always dearest Shawn, and may yer cups always runneth over. hAppEeeee Noooze Jeeeeerrrr'z bloggy-breast-o-buds evah !!!
~julian

DrowseyMonkey said...

lol @ sofa king ... I like that, never heard of that..I'm so outta touch!

Olga...once again you were the life of the party! (Which kind of looked like a pajama party!?)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

DaddyP - Oh, but it IS what's inside that counts! Especially when you're a BRA! Silly man....
How are your legs doing? - a bit stubbley I presume? Oh, and would you please send me an autographed copy of the FMB party photo?....I am having a hard time remembering what happened...????
xoxo
~Olga

Meleah My Chaperone Most Extraordinaire!
Sorry I was such a BRAT on New Years...thanks for putting up with me! You're friends are awesome and I had a toadily ROCKING great time! I love you!!!
XOXOXOXO
~Olga

Awwwww jOolz...no one else says it quite the way you do!
HAPPY 2008 to YOOOO - tooooooo!
xoxo
~Olga

Hi Drowsey - Yes, well Meleah feels most comfy in her jammies. And isn't she "sofa-king" CUTE in them too!?!?!?
{{{HUGS!}}}
~Olga

mikster said...

Looks like everyone there had a great time!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I need your help - not now but tomorrow. It's really important.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

DaddyP - um....ok? I'll be right over...

nursemyra said...

whoah1 that looked like one helluva parteeee

happy new year olga x

Daddy Papersurfer said...

TOMORROW!!!!!! NOT TODAY!!!!!! ...... honestly, what's the point?

Robert said...

Now that looks like a New Year's to remember..or at least parts of it that you can...was that champagne or was it Canada Dry ginger ale in a corked bottle...sort of like the same as you know who....:):):)..I must say it was a New Years to remember up here as well..I am Steeled for the upcoming year...

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thanks Nursie! xoxo You're so sweet!
~Olga

OK-OK-OK!!! YOU DONT NEED TO YELL! Honestly DP, I have NO IDEA what you're talking about!!!!
...whimper....
~Olga

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Now Crusty...I really expected a comment from you about Meleah's cute jammies!
And no, that was NOT Canada Dry...
xoxo
~Olga

meleah rebeccah said...

Your NEVER a BRAT!

MelissaQ said...

LOVE THIS! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Come by TX sometime

Theresa H. Hall said...

Happy New Year! You all look like you had such a fantastic time. Thanks for sharing your f'ing dessert. It was lovely. Cheers.

kellypea said...

Olga, this was one of the best New Year's parties I've attended vicariously. Looks like you had double tons of fun enjoying some of my very favorite bubbly! Here's to good travels in '08 Babe-n-stein!

MedStudentWife said...

roflmao !!!

You have set the bar (pun intended) pretty high for a visit in these here parts.

What kind of beaver tails do you like to go along with your screetch ???

Ann said...

This post was so much fun to read. It looks as though everyone was having a blast. And yes, I can see why they don't call you the Traveling-for-nuthin' bra! Happy New Year!

LOL!

Ann

A Nice Place In The Sun

Stealth said...

I wish I were Olga - Meleah is so cute.

Kyle said...

Who knew Manalapan, NJ could be so exciting? Keep on traveling, Olga.

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Speedcat Hollydale said...

I know a secret!

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