An Ode To The Old Git On The Occasion Of His 60th Birthday

DaddyP, DaddyP

you mean so very much to me.

You make me shiver, you make shake,

and you made my straps almost break.

You took me on a little stroll
and served me tea and sausage rolls.

You filled my cups with rocks and dirt

and acted like such a flirt.

You made me stretch and get all dirty,

then hooked me up with your llama Gerty.

You lost my eyes and now I'm blind

But I can adjust, I don't really mind

In fact, all I really want to do

is send a hug and kiss to you

And tell you today,

as you are one year older,

that it is my honor

to be your Boulder Holder!

Happy Birthday DaddyP!

love,

Olga, et al.

HEY - It's Grumpy Bear's birthday too!

CHECK IT OUT at Dear Teddy!

AND...this post in it's original form has been moved to

My Blog Overfloweth Page ~ click HERE to read it!

TA-TA (for now) Papersurferville!

I only have eyes for you, DaddyP!Well, and Gertrude.

Thanks for the swell time...I will never forgive forget you!

~Olga, the Traveling Bra

xoxo

WELL WELL WELL...I Can Explain!

OK - I know this looks bad,

and Daddy P would love for ya'll to think the WORST,

but I can explain!

REALLY I CAN!

...just gimme a minute here...

OK, after I had that cuppa tea and sausage roll with DaddyP, I didn't feel very well...my poor straps were all tied up in knots and I had a horrible tension cup-ache...so I snuck off to the spare bedroom to have a little lie down...I was just drifting off to sleep when I heard

"Knock knock!"

I said "Who's there?"

A deep, sexy voice (so I knew it wasn't DaddyP) said "Llama"

I said "Llama who?"

The voice replied "Llama come in...I have a surprise for yooooo!"

So, being the trusting soul that I AM...I opened the door and there stood Mr. Tall Dark and well, Hairy...holding a beautiful silver tray upon which were some lovely scented candles, assorted oils, lotions, and chocolate truffles!

Then, he *winked* at me. So of course I had to let him in...and, well...one thing led to another, and before I knew it.....oooooh baby!!!.....I swear, I have NEVER had it sooOOOoooo good!.....ALL of my tension was G-O-N-E!

In fact, I'm still feeling a bit wobbly from the whole experience...I mean, never in a million years would I have ever thought that a llama could be such a fantastic masseuse!!!

Thanks Gertrude - I feel like a brand new bra!

And thanks to you too DaddyP - Hanging around with you was an experience I'll never forget!

Ollllllga....Where Arrrrre You?!?

The Ol' Git has LOST Olga!!!!

Saturday UPDATE:

OLGA IS STILL MISSING!!!

**THE SEARCH FOR OLGA HAS BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL EFFORT OF GIGANTIC PROPORTIONS!**

(Scroll down to see important updates on this dire situation...)Please click the picture for details...I gotta go notify the FBI, CIA, Military Intelligence, Scotland Yard, and BOBHS (Bras of Britain Humane Society.)
(Geez, and I'm supposed to be leaving on vacation today!...That dang DaddyP - give a man a bra and look what happens!)

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

UPDATE: 70'steen reports that The Posse is on high alert, and she has posted this milk carton on her blog - I urge EVERYONE to do the same...help bring Olga back!

THANKS to Miss MoneyPenny for posting the Milk Carton on her blog - the more exposure the better!

UP-UPDATE: MedStudentWife is so upset, she has not only threatened to revoke her membership in the DaddyP Fan Club...she's hired the Double-D (for downright dangerous) services of Fang and her trusty bra handler to track Olga down! Hang on Olga....wherever you are!UP-UP-UPDATE: Thanks Rev, for summoning the Patron Saint of Brassieres, St. Victoria...Olga needs all the help she can get right now!

THIS JUST IN FROM INDIA: ScratchBags has enlisted the help of a few bunnies and a stag with bunny ears to help look for Olga...it's an international and inter-species search effort!

A Tough Nut To Crack - Papersurferville, England

I really don't mind being a plumber's helper...I love plumbers!
But believe me, Daddy Papersurfer is NOT a plumber!

REAL plumbers don't wear sandals on the job. He is, however, a thoughtful ol' git...and allowed me to rest my weary cups for a 10 minute tea and sausage roll break.

(I would have rather had coffee and a donut, but didn't want to risk getting demoted to rubble-carrier again, so I kept my big mouth shut...for a change!)

It's true...DaddyP is a tough nut to crack,

but as you can read right here, I'm working on it!

Called to Duty - Papersurferville, England

OK, so I knew Daddy Papersurfer has a big remodeling project going on...and I told him I'd be happy to pull my weight around the job site...ya know, lend him a little support 'n all...but never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine being called upon to do THIS......

YIKES!...this is NOT what "Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder" means!!

Or THIS!

(Just watch where you're stickin' that saw, DP!)

Although I think I do make a pretty

snazzy looking tool belt.

Me and DaddyP - Papersurferville, England

Uh-oh!

What have I gotten myself into this time?!

(Click the photo & find out!)

PS: Check out Fanzine Frenzy VII at Diary of a 70's Teen to learn more about the Phenomenon that is Daddy Papersurfer!