Sunday, June 29, 2008

WELL WELL WELL...I Can Explain!

OK - I know this looks bad,
and Daddy P would love for ya'll to think the WORST,
but I can explain!
...just gimme a minute here...
OK, after I had that cuppa tea and sausage roll with DaddyP, I didn't feel very poor straps were all tied up in knots and I had a horrible tension I snuck off to the spare bedroom to have a little lie down...I was just drifting off to sleep when I heard

"Knock knock!"
I said "Who's there?"
A deep, sexy voice (so I knew it wasn't DaddyP) said "Llama"
I said "Llama who?"
The voice replied "Llama come in...I have a surprise for yooooo!"

So, being the trusting soul that I AM...I opened the door and there stood Mr. Tall Dark and well, Hairy...holding a beautiful silver tray upon which were some lovely scented candles, assorted oils, lotions, and chocolate truffles!
Then, he *winked* at me. So of course I had to let him in...and, thing led to another, and before I knew it.....oooooh baby!!!.....I swear, I have NEVER had it sooOOOoooo good!.....ALL of my tension was G-O-N-E!
In fact, I'm still feeling a bit wobbly from the whole experience...I mean, never in a million years would I have ever thought that a llama could be such a fantastic masseuse!!!
Thanks Gertrude - I feel like a brand new bra!
And thanks to you too DaddyP - Hanging around with you was an experience I'll never forget!

11 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Ummmmmmm ....... I'm getting conflicting accounts of exactly what happened ........ let's see what other people think [if indeed they do - tee hee]

70steen said...

oh Olga .... I can see how you were so easily seduced by such a sexy voice, lots of tlc ... candles, choccy, massage etc ... what boobalicious babe wouldn't ... particularly after all the hard labour DP inflicted on you.

So glad you have escaped the clutches of such a hard man...
The Posse have returned home. Unfortunately there was a bit of a to do with a truck driver from Barnsley ,,, but they they all strapped together and managed to escape......

Blog mistress at least you can now enjoy your holiday knowing that Olga will now be safe up North again :-)

Drowsey Monkey said...

That photo is a tad disturbing. lol

Not sure who to believe in this situation. hmm....

Claire said...

Once you have felt how soft a llama is, you lose all control!

Not that I know anything about something like that.


Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

DP - You'd take the word of a LLAMA over a BRA? Are you nutz?!? Wait....don't answer that. Instead, just go give Gertrude a hug for me, OK? Thanks!
PS: Sorry about the chocolate on your sheets...I blame Gertrude.

70's - I'm just lucky to have gotten outta Papersurferville with my cups intact! I hope The Posse wasn't too tramatized by this whole sordid ordeal? I blame DaddyP!!
PS: Blog-mistress is VERY relieved and enjoying her holiday VERY MUCH! :)

Eu Tu Drowsey?!? How can you not believe ME?!? Geesh....

Claire - Oh yes!...Soft in ALL the right places! Or so I hear....

Ryan said...

Stumbled across your blog...not going to lie: I have no idea what is going on...what is this bra traveling? lol

Ishat's Fire said...

Redbeard is how I found your blog.

Bloody funny.

Llamas soft and sexxxxxxxy.

scratchbags said...

Well!! I guess Gertrude is adept at wooing bras.Good to see you back.:)

Redbeard76 said...

Safe journeys hitch-hook-ing to your next destination!

Jeanna said...

Is a bra and a llama inter species? I'm not sure I want to delve further. I think it was the sausage roll that did it. At least it wasn't a horses head.

meleah rebeccah said...

nothing beats a great massage. Thats for sure!!!

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