OK - I know this looks bad,
and Daddy P would love for ya'll to think the WORST,
but I can explain!
REALLY I CAN!
...just gimme a minute here...
OK, after I had that cuppa tea and sausage roll with DaddyP, I didn't feel very well...my poor straps were all tied up in knots and I had a horrible tension cup-ache...so I snuck off to the spare bedroom to have a little lie down...I was just drifting off to sleep when I heard
I said "Who's there?"
A deep, sexy voice (so I knew it wasn't DaddyP) said "Llama"
I said "Llama who?"
The voice replied "Llama come in...I have a surprise for yooooo!"
So, being the trusting soul that I AM...I opened the door and there stood Mr. Tall Dark and well, Hairy...holding a beautiful silver tray upon which were some lovely scented candles, assorted oils, lotions, and chocolate truffles!
Then, he *winked* at me. So of course I had to let him in...and, well...one thing led to another, and before I knew it.....oooooh baby!!!.....I swear, I have NEVER had it sooOOOoooo good!.....ALL of my tension was G-O-N-E!
In fact, I'm still feeling a bit wobbly from the whole experience...I mean, never in a million years would I have ever thought that a llama could be such a fantastic masseuse!!!
Thanks Gertrude - I feel like a brand new bra!
And thanks to you too DaddyP - Hanging around with you was an experience I'll never forget!