Friday, June 27, 2008

Ollllllga....Where Arrrrre You?!?

The Ol' Git has LOST Olga!!!!
Saturday UPDATE:
**THE SEARCH FOR OLGA HAS BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL EFFORT OF GIGANTIC PROPORTIONS!**

(Scroll down to see important updates on this dire situation...)Please click the picture for details...I gotta go notify the FBI, CIA, Military Intelligence, Scotland Yard, and BOBHS (Bras of Britain Humane Society.)
(Geez, and I'm supposed to be leaving on vacation today!...That dang DaddyP - give a man a bra and look what happens!)
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

UPDATE: 70'steen reports that The Posse is on high alert, and she has posted this milk carton on her blog - I urge EVERYONE to do the same...help bring Olga back!
THANKS to Miss MoneyPenny for posting the Milk Carton on her blog - the more exposure the better!
UP-UPDATE: MedStudentWife is so upset, she has not only threatened to revoke her membership in the DaddyP Fan Club...she's hired the Double-D (for downright dangerous) services of Fang and her trusty bra handler to track Olga down! Hang on Olga....wherever you are!UP-UP-UPDATE: Thanks Rev, for summoning the Patron Saint of Brassieres, St. Victoria...Olga needs all the help she can get right now!
THIS JUST IN FROM INDIA: ScratchBags has enlisted the help of a few bunnies and a stag with bunny ears to help look for Olga...it's an international and inter-species search effort!

37 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Anonymous said...

The Clover/Stornetta milk carton seemed to work well last time....perhaps you can find an English Dairy that will support our cause. I'll ask Googles the Clown from the Corda Dairy if he has any contacts in England....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hey - it's Olga's daring little Italian Chaperon! Maybe I should send YOU over to England...DP would never know what hit him! ;)
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

catscratch diva said...

I've alerted Interpol.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Way to go Diva! :)

70steen said...

Posse are on stand by :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Milk Carton up! :)

Sully Sullivan said...

My god. My guess is the perv down the road took her. Good luck with the hunt.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

WHICH perv?!?!?

70steen said...

She is up on 70s .... bras of the UK unite ;-)

Redbeard76 said...

Oh noes! Olga better not be found abandoned lying in a ditch, tits up.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

YES! Thanks 70's! I knew The Posse would pull through! :)

Redbeard - No, she better NOT! Or DP will be looking for a new BOX!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I'm not actually here ........ de dum de dum de dum de dum

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Obviously!

Don't you have something else you should be doing?!?!?!?

The Rev. said...

Well, I certainly wish you luck...shoulda known better than to trust DP, though, huh?? ;)

I've heard good things about BOBHS in the past...something on the History Channel, perhaps?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

It was the Herstory Channel, Rev...very uplifting story.

So, any chance you could offer up a special little prayer for Olga's safe return? Thanks!

Drowsey Monkey said...

Well for heaven's sakes ... men! Maybe he's cloning her?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

..... is that a euphemism? ...... just asking ........

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Lord I hope not!...just saying....

The Rev. said...

Of course I will! I've already summoned the Patron Saint of Brassieres, St. Victoria.

No worries now!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh THANK YOU Rev...Olga needs all the help she can get! (And I'm thinking she's REALLY gonna need that baptisim after her "adventures" with DP!)
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

Lee said...

OMG!! Olga missing??? I'll bet it's the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy at work again. Contact Former President Clinton for advice. Wait, no, he's still trying to get Hillary to quit send notes to Barak to please be her VP running mate.

MedStudentWife said...

I've called in the help of Fang, the BRASAR and her handler, as well as my hubby, Fidel (see my post).

Don't worry Olga's, bras mistress... we'll find her !!!

MedStudentWife said...

see new search plan :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Go Get 'em FANG and FIDEL!!! As Olga would say - "Woo-Hoo!!!"
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

Thanks Lee - Somehow I can just picture Clinton hot on the trail of a large missing black lace bra.....
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

MedStudentWife said...

Olga's Blog Mistress...

Do you know if there was any cement mixing involved these past few days at DP's ???

Anonymous said...

Could Shamrock Materials be involved with the cement mixing???? Jeeze...please put at least one year between male chaperones. I'm kinda worried...I think the guy in Canada and England are in cahoots....dual citizenship...Signed, your FBI Liason

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

MSW - I don't know if DP was mixing ceme....OMG!!!!!....you don't think she fell in do you?!?....POOR Olga!!!


FBI Liaison - Hmmmm, I don't know about that...although it might explain Crusty's mysterious disappearance.....

Miss Moneypenny said...

Has Olga sought the comfort of the Aristocratic Adventurer? ;~)

Perhaps, Lord Likely is giving Olga his undercover royal treatment? :~)

scratchbags said...

Miss Mistress,

I will not tell Daddy P that I saw Olga at Fracas'. You catch hold of her soon. I have alerted the Ghosts (the ones at 70s blog)!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Does anyone care how I feel? The mental trauma, the worry, the fact I ran out of biscuits yesterday!!!!

Olga will be fine - in fact, if she turns up, I'm probably going to sack her for slacking - slacks bras are of no use to man nor beast [optional 'r' obviously] ....

...... now, about the biscuit situation .........

scratchbags said...

Miss Mistress,

I have hired a few Bunnies and a Stag with bunny ears who are helping us in finding Olga. They are updating me every 30 seconds. (check my post)

Don't worry, we will find her soon!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

MissMP - I'll have to ask Lord Likely to check his love dungeon...(Olga does have a little fantasy about hanging out 'round there...)

ScratchBags - Fracas is one of Olga's biggest supporters...& visa versa. Thanks for YOUR support too!

DP - No one cares about your biscuits, you silly ol' git...we're too busy worrying about Olga! Have you checked TG's lingerie drawer?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

No, the biscuits aren't in there ........ crumbs

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

*tee-hee*....you really ARE a silly ol' git!

OK, I'm headin' up to the lake now...so I may not be much help for the next day or 2...however, for some strange reason, I DO have faith that you WILL find Olga, unharmed, and she will have a very interesting tale to tell...and the sooner the better because I really don't think you want to keep the next few goddesses in line waiting...they may cast an evil(ish) spell upon you. ;)
~Olga's Ever-Hopeful Blog-Mistress

Daddy Papersurfer said...

You better drag the lake while you're there ........ just in case

Jeanna said...

I think I saw her at Rhythm and Boobs, I mean Booms last night.

meleah rebeccah said...

WHAT?

Oh NO!!


Im glad I missed this one...I would have been worried SICK!

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