Ollllllga....Where Arrrrre You?!?
The Ol' Git has LOST Olga!!!!
Saturday UPDATE:
(Scroll down to see important updates on this dire situation...)
Please click the picture for details...I gotta go notify the FBI, CIA, Military Intelligence, Scotland Yard, and BOBHS (Bras of Britain Humane Society.)
(Geez, and I'm supposed to be leaving on vacation today!...That dang DaddyP - give a man a bra and look what happens!)
Please click the picture for details...I gotta go notify the FBI, CIA, Military Intelligence, Scotland Yard, and BOBHS (Bras of Britain Humane Society.)(Geez, and I'm supposed to be leaving on vacation today!...That dang DaddyP - give a man a bra and look what happens!)
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
UPDATE: 70'steen reports that The Posse is on high alert, and she has posted this milk carton on her blog - I urge EVERYONE to do the same...help bring Olga back!
THANKS to Miss MoneyPenny for posting the Milk Carton on her blog - the more exposure the better!
UP-UPDATE: MedStudentWife is so upset, she has not only threatened to revoke her membership in the DaddyP Fan Club...
she's hired the Double-D (for downright dangerous) services of Fang and her trusty bra handler to track Olga down! Hang on Olga....wherever you are!
UP-UP-UPDATE: Thanks Rev, for summoning the Patron Saint of Brassieres, St. Victoria...Olga needs all the help she can get right now!
she's hired the Double-D (for downright dangerous) services of Fang and her trusty bra handler to track Olga down! Hang on Olga....wherever you are!UP-UP-UPDATE: Thanks Rev, for summoning the Patron Saint of Brassieres, St. Victoria...Olga needs all the help she can get right now!THIS JUST IN FROM INDIA: ScratchBags has enlisted the help of a few bunnies and a stag with bunny ears to help look for Olga...it's an international and inter-species search effort!
36 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
The Clover/Stornetta milk carton seemed to work well last time....perhaps you can find an English Dairy that will support our cause. I'll ask Googles the Clown from the Corda Dairy if he has any contacts in England....
Hey - it's Olga's daring little Italian Chaperon! Maybe I should send YOU over to England...DP would never know what hit him! ;)
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
I've alerted Interpol.
Way to go Diva! :)
Posse are on stand by :)
Milk Carton up! :)
My god. My guess is the perv down the road took her. Good luck with the hunt.
WHICH perv?!?!?
She is up on 70s .... bras of the UK unite ;-)
YES! Thanks 70's! I knew The Posse would pull through! :)
Redbeard - No, she better NOT! Or DP will be looking for a new BOX!
I'm not actually here ........ de dum de dum de dum de dum
Obviously!
Don't you have something else you should be doing?!?!?!?
Well, I certainly wish you luck...shoulda known better than to trust DP, though, huh?? ;)
I've heard good things about BOBHS in the past...something on the History Channel, perhaps?
It was the Herstory Channel, Rev...very uplifting story.
So, any chance you could offer up a special little prayer for Olga's safe return? Thanks!
Well for heaven's sakes ... men! Maybe he's cloning her?
..... is that a euphemism? ...... just asking ........
Lord I hope not!...just saying....
Of course I will! I've already summoned the Patron Saint of Brassieres, St. Victoria.
No worries now!
Oh THANK YOU Rev...Olga needs all the help she can get! (And I'm thinking she's REALLY gonna need that baptisim after her "adventures" with DP!)
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
OMG!! Olga missing??? I'll bet it's the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy at work again. Contact Former President Clinton for advice. Wait, no, he's still trying to get Hillary to quit send notes to Barak to please be her VP running mate.
I've called in the help of Fang, the BRASAR and her handler, as well as my hubby, Fidel (see my post).
Don't worry Olga's, bras mistress... we'll find her !!!
see new search plan :)
Go Get 'em FANG and FIDEL!!! As Olga would say - "Woo-Hoo!!!"
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
Thanks Lee - Somehow I can just picture Clinton hot on the trail of a large missing black lace bra.....
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
Olga's Blog Mistress...
Do you know if there was any cement mixing involved these past few days at DP's ???
Could Shamrock Materials be involved with the cement mixing???? Jeeze...please put at least one year between male chaperones. I'm kinda worried...I think the guy in Canada and England are in cahoots....dual citizenship...Signed, your FBI Liason
MSW - I don't know if DP was mixing ceme....OMG!!!!!....you don't think she fell in do you?!?....POOR Olga!!!
FBI Liaison - Hmmmm, I don't know about that...although it might explain Crusty's mysterious disappearance.....
Has Olga sought the comfort of the Aristocratic Adventurer? ;~)
Perhaps, Lord Likely is giving Olga his undercover royal treatment? :~)
Miss Mistress,
I will not tell Daddy P that I saw Olga at Fracas'. You catch hold of her soon. I have alerted the Ghosts (the ones at 70s blog)!
Does anyone care how I feel? The mental trauma, the worry, the fact I ran out of biscuits yesterday!!!!
Olga will be fine - in fact, if she turns up, I'm probably going to sack her for slacking - slacks bras are of no use to man nor beast [optional 'r' obviously] ....
...... now, about the biscuit situation .........
Miss Mistress,
I have hired a few Bunnies and a Stag with bunny ears who are helping us in finding Olga. They are updating me every 30 seconds. (check my post)
Don't worry, we will find her soon!
MissMP - I'll have to ask Lord Likely to check his love dungeon...(Olga does have a little fantasy about hanging out 'round there...)
ScratchBags - Fracas is one of Olga's biggest supporters...& visa versa. Thanks for YOUR support too!
DP - No one cares about your biscuits, you silly ol' git...we're too busy worrying about Olga! Have you checked TG's lingerie drawer?
No, the biscuits aren't in there ........ crumbs
*tee-hee*....you really ARE a silly ol' git!
OK, I'm headin' up to the lake now...so I may not be much help for the next day or 2...however, for some strange reason, I DO have faith that you WILL find Olga, unharmed, and she will have a very interesting tale to tell...and the sooner the better because I really don't think you want to keep the next few goddesses in line waiting...they may cast an evil(ish) spell upon you. ;)
~Olga's Ever-Hopeful Blog-Mistress
You better drag the lake while you're there ........ just in case
I think I saw her at Rhythm and Boobs, I mean Booms last night.
WHAT?
Oh NO!!
Im glad I missed this one...I would have been worried SICK!
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