Carwhatogus?

And the winning caption for this photo is.....Is that a carsophogus or are you just happy to see me?

(Or...is it a sarcophagus?)

EITHER WAY...we think it's a winner!

And so is the very witty Jeanna of Wisconson Candy Dish!

Congratulations! Your truly tacky Niagara Falls souvenir is on it's way!

And a special consolation prize (we don't know what it is yet)

goes to our dear pal Speedy for submitting the MOST (15 total) captions!

My personal favorite was:

It's my anniversary? Too bad my hands are glued my leg!

Silly boy.

Now go check out what Drowsey has to say about this!

I HEART Hump Day...& Monty!

Meet my latest heart throb ~

(and this week's official Hump Day poster boy)

Monty the Moose!

(click to make big)

When Drowsey pointed out Monty to me in the Niagara Falls Souvenir Shop, I saw her checking out his maple leaf...but I was more impressed by the size of his rack! (Rrrr-rarrrrr!) And I'm happy to report that the feeling is mutual...because Monty and I hooked right up and have been together ever since! And unlike this old flame (who just left me hanging in a bar in Petaluma) I know Monty will never leave me because (a) I have his receipt, and (b) he fits in my Traveling Lingerie Bag! So, woooo-hoooooooooo!!!!!...no more lonely Hump Days (or nights) for moi!

Please visit

The Official Hump Day Headquarters for the full scoop!

(or is that...the Full Monty?!)

*REMINDER: Today is the LAST day of our Photo Caption Contest!!! Click here or here to view the photo & enter for your chance to win a

truly tacky Niagara Falls Souvenir!

(And NO...it's not Monty!)

And Drowsey Thought Her SIS Wanted To Kill Her! ~ Niagara Falls/Canada

Behold ~

The Niagara Sky Wheel of (almost) Death! I love Drowsey...really I DO!!!

And if she'd just wash her foot and give me a bath too,

I'd love her even more!

(Now don't be a fraidy-cat... go read her version of this story!)

Nightmare On Clifton Hill ~ Niagara Falls/Canada

Well, after I busted out at the Casino Niagara, Drowsey wanted to expose me to Clifton Hill, also known as "The Street of FUN at the Falls"...

...and where I learned that the term "FUN" is very subjective!

Things started out innocently enough....

here I am having FUN with the Tallest Man and

the Smallest Olga Chaperon in the World!

(Or even the blogosphere!)

Then we proceeded on to Falls Avenue (what a FUN name!)

and the Rainforest Cafe...which judging from the outside,

looked like a lot of FUN...

But once we got inside, things quickly turned dark.And kinda kinky.

(Of course Drowsey didn't seem to mind,

she was toadily diggin' the dirt floor - go figure)

But then a fricken MONKEY grabbed me

and starting swinging me around 'n around 'n around!!!

Until FINALLY the big, mean Bouncer trumpeted, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

And tossed me outside...

and I landed on THIS fence!

AHHHHH!!!!

OH MY GAWD!!!

What a nightmare!

Stay tuned...it's not over yet!...next time...

Drowsey's Sis tries to KILL HER!!!

Just for FUN!!!

*"DROWSEY AND OLGA'S PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST"

(see previous post)

ENDS ON WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th

What's YOUR Caption?

Feeling Lucky at Casino Niagara ~ Niagara Falls/Canada

After nearly pushing Drowsey into checking out The Falls, we decided to go press try our luck gambling at the nearby Casino Niagara!

Bless her stinky sweet little foot heart, but Drowsey was just not playing with a full deck that night...(lol!)...so she decided to go drink Baileys in the bar play on the monkey bars...while I went into the casino to Playtex's Hold 'Em. Feeling like a bit of a wild card, I double upped AND downed, bumped, popped, pushed, pumped and raised all of my bets, and even flopped my top pair! TWICE! And then....I went ALL THE WAY!

And BUSTED!

Now here's ALL that's left of my nice big rack

of chips.

Be sure to check out Drowsey's HILARIOUS (& more detailed!) version of this story!

Drowsey Almost Pushed Me Right Over the Edge ~ at Niagara Falls!

...stay tuned!

Be sure drop on over to Drowsey's blog for her version of this adventure!

Anyone remember this?