Saturday, September 20, 2008

Nightmare On Clifton Hill ~ Niagara Falls/Canada

Well, after I busted out at the Casino Niagara, Drowsey wanted to expose me to Clifton Hill, also known as "The Street of FUN at the Falls"...
...and where I learned that the term "FUN" is very subjective!
Things started out innocently enough....
here I am having FUN with the Tallest Man and
the Smallest Olga Chaperon in the World!
(Or even the blogosphere!)
Then we proceeded on to Falls Avenue (what a FUN name!)
and the Rainforest Cafe...which judging from the outside,
looked like a lot of FUN...
But once we got inside, things quickly turned dark.And kinda kinky.
(Of course Drowsey didn't seem to mind,
she was toadily diggin' the dirt floor - go figure)
But then a fricken MONKEY grabbed me
and starting swinging me around 'n around 'n around!!!
Until FINALLY the big, mean Bouncer trumpeted, "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
And tossed me outside...
and I landed on THIS fence!
AHHHHH!!!!
OH MY GAWD!!!
What a nightmare!

Stay tuned...it's not over yet!...next time...
Drowsey's Sis tries to KILL HER!!!
Just for FUN!!!

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"DROWSEY AND OLGA'S PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST"
(see previous post)
ENDS ON WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th
What's YOUR Caption?

14 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Drowsey Monkey said...

LOL!!

Yep, we hit all the classy spots, ahahahaha! Nothing but the best, or breast!

People in the Sun said...

For a second I got very excited because we have a Rainforest Cafe nearby. Shame. So apparently it's a chain. I thought I was going to finally be face to face with Olga.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Drowsey - Yeah...THANKS for scaring the crap outta me! Which reminds me...when am I gonna get that bath you've been promising me?
~Olga

Hi Sunny Peeps! - Yes, it's a pretty popular chain...but don't ask me why! I think their customer service stinks!
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

A bra swinging from a tree, underneath a monkey .... looking down at another monkey and a frog.

WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE!!!!

What is this about killin` ??? Ohh dear. Bring the elephant as a body, err ... braguard.

Daddy Papersurfer said...

It looks to me that you enjoyed playing with the ghoulies ...... [I wonder how that translates in Yankland?]

Daddy Papersurfer said...

..... [just trying to bring the level down to match Drowsey's place - tee hee]

SnOwY bEaR said...

That looks so scarey I have my eyes closed :-)

Teena in Toronto said...

Looks like you had more adventure there than I did last Saturday! Can I come hang with you guys sometime? Pleez??!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Speedy - It was another wild night of hanging out with a bunch of animals! Kinda like being at the Hollydale Zoo!
~Olga

DaddypP - Yankland?
~Olga

Sorry to frighten you Snowy Bear - The blogosphere can be very scare-eeeeee...the dang place is filled with weirdos.
~Olga

Of course you can Teena! :) Have your peeps call my peeps!
~Olga
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olgeen ona wheella deatha??

whirly whirly whirly

Just picked up my new photo booth doctorate degree. Who broke me glasses???

thewishfulwriter said...

are you SURE Drowsey is a good influence? I mean, when "I" had you, you were in church and not hanging from a frog's nether regions. I'm just sayin'. Now, I realize I also took you to a pub and bought you beer, but to be fair, it was in a pub right across from a church.... :)

Jeanna said...

Hey, you been lickin' toads, Olga?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Speedy - I don't know!?!?!? Probably that nurse.
~Olga

Wishful - Whoever said Drowsey was a "good influence"...????!!!??

How's the football team doing?
~Olga

Ummmm, no Jeanna. Not unless they are chocolate covered toads, of course.
~Olga

The Rev. said...

Y'all have been having quite the party! (jealous!)

I'm off to catch up, now that I'm back in the land of ye ol' internet! ;)

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