My Brief Affair...
(click for tearjerking soundtrack)
So, as I was telling Fracas...
I'd been looking for love in all the wrong places...only to find this big bunch 
of assorted nut jobs...all of whom (in my not-so-humble-opinion) are too flashy, baggy, uptight, dorky or just plain icky! Plus, each and every one of 'em had only one thing on his mind. (Now I know exactly what my Blog-Mistress was talking about when she'd mutter: "Where are their brains anyway?!")
of assorted nut jobs...all of whom (in my not-so-humble-opinion) are too flashy, baggy, uptight, dorky or just plain icky! Plus, each and every one of 'em had only one thing on his mind. (Now I know exactly what my Blog-Mistress was talking about when she'd mutter: "Where are their brains anyway?!") Anyway, I knew I'd never find anyone as sweet as the 1st man in my life, Speedy...or as ummm, "interesting" as my dear ol' git, Daddy P...but still, I just couldn't wrap my straps around the thought that maybe there really wasn't someone special out there for Olga, the Traveling Bra?!?!?
But, there was.
But, there was.
And his name was "L."
"L" was a quite, unassuming New Zealand boxer who, despite the fact that he was completely gray, was still very fit and had an oh-so-snappy waistband! (Rrr-arrrr!!!) It took about 2.5 seconds for me to tumble straps over cups in love with "L"...and he fell hard for me too. We managed to squeeze a lifetime of memories into our brief affair that lasted only THREE DAYS...because he had to return to his family farm...and I had a plane to catch...to Canada.
Now all I have to remind me of him is this picture.
And memories....
*sigh*
So, who can blame me for polishing off an entire bottle of Shiraz last night
and getting a little sloppy as I mourned the loss of my one true love!?!
*sigh*
So, who can blame me for polishing off an entire bottle of Shiraz last night
and getting a little sloppy as I mourned the loss of my one true love!?!
Thankfully not Fracas and her bevy of bodacious bralings!
They heard me drowning my sorrows and rallied 'round to lift my spirits
as only the breast bra-friends can do...
Petra: "Come on Olga - look on the bright side! At least you're not being used as a kiwi-holder for you-know-who...and...you've still got us!"
Petra: "Come on Olga - look on the bright side! At least you're not being used as a kiwi-holder for you-know-who...and...you've still got us!" Nicolette: "Of corse-ette you do...and we're MUCH better looking!"
Me: "You're right!...From now on...I'm only hanging around GIRLS!"
Fracas: "Hey! Who drank all my wine?!? And why's all my underwear passed out on the floor? OLGA?!!?!!?"
29 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
So happy ... so sad .... I am beeming!!! ... now I cry.
Memories ... "what's to painful to remember" ... just forget
I want to remember the laughter, fun, and the way we were.
Babs can really belt one out.
(great post Olga)
Awww Speedy....You know you've set the bar pretty high....
*smootchy smootchy!*
****BLUSHING****
OK...in case anyone is wondering what Mia is saying, it's:
"Olga, my Bosom Buddy! Don't be sad...you don't need no stinkin' man...let's drinka the wine be happy!"
Babelfish butchers it! HAHA!
THE CAKE SPEEDY! THE CAKE!!!
L has a nice ... bump going on there.
So...like I said to Fracas...I'm not posting Olga with my drawers...mine are old and not as pretty...lol.
Maybe we kind find her a man to take her mind off L. But to be honest, it's been a while since I've seen a pair of boxers so not sure how much sympathy I'll have, LOL!!!
Leave it to you to notice the bump Drowsey! :)
It's TA-TA (for now) to men for me Drowsey...I'm more comfortable hanging with The Girls...ya know? But then again...given the right circumstances....well, never say never!
xoxo
~Olga
PS: Dont worry, I won't laugh at your drawers! (As far as you know...) ;)
Ok... so she was saying Speedy! Gads, I couldn't understand her for all the Shiraz. I tell you though, that Nicolette has got to go. I think the whole 2 girls 1 cup thing was her idea.
She kinda does belong at the Gimcrack.
Is being Speedy a good thing or not? - I've never been sure.
Olga, I think you are doomed to be a tramp forever - tramping round the world looking for true love - don't flag, your perfect partner is out there somewhere.
Ooooo ..... I've just had a thought .... perhaps you're gay ..... you always seem to be in good spirits anyway
Oh Fracas - Nicolette isn't bad - just misunderstood. Please don't dump her...altho' I'm sure Nursie would take excellent care of her...oh what the hell, go ahead & send her to the Gimcrack - I can always visit her there! ;)
~Olga
DaddyP - Again...I can't tell you how much I appreciate your support!
Really I CAN'T!!!
xoxo (I think)
~Olga
PS: DaddyP - Speedy is a very goood thing.
Oh dear Lord I am blind. You just had to post the boxers and I thought I was bodacious with my recent camera-in-the-dressing-room post. At least there were no boxers! But now that you mention it, those gray legs are kinda cute and well.....umm....sorry I got distracted.
The bras on the piano seriously cracked me up. Your cup(s) truly do run over. And anyway, what are girlfriends for if not to hold each other up in times when boxers are lean....and few and far between.
Sigh.
Well, Mimi..it's like I always said...
Good friends
are like
good bras...
hard to find,
comfortable,
supportive,
& always
close to the heart!
~Olga
Those gray boxers are kinda hot. I think.
I thought so too Jay. *sigh*
You could always trying picking a pair up in New Zealand (but I really don't think he's your type.) ;)
~Olga
shucks ... I need to go out and get me a bra!
Support all through the day, and the extra warmth
GOSH ... that would be nice. PLUS I could job in the park without bounching :-)
What a coinkidink!!! (#6...7?!?) I was just thinking I'd like to go out & get me a CAT! A reallllllly Speedy one! Must be that MINDMELD thing.....WOooOOOoooOOOOo!
~Olga
still touching up????
:-)
...just a tad. IT will be worth IT!
MY IT IS UP!!!!!!!!
lol@ daddy P thinking (hoping) you're gay...AHAHAHAHA!
Oh, and ... the bump was pretty obvious. Well, to me.
Well, I AM pretty dang perky!
And...yes it was...to me too! So, I must not be gay!
gawd I am listening to Murray V Federer on the t'internet and I click on here and Sinatra sang up
5 games all in the second set !!
What a fabby time you have had x
Yay!!! Spirits soaring, Olga's partying!!
Great post!
""Hey! Who drank all my wine?!? And why's all my underwear passed out on the floor? OLGA?!!?!!?""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh it sucks to loose your true love!
70's - Who's Murray V Federer? Do I know him?
~Olga
Thanks for you support Karen - and YAY is right!!! I'm not feeling flat ANYMORE!!! :)
~Olga
Tell me about it Meleah. Not to mention having all your underwear pass out on the floor!!!
~Olga
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