Sunday, September 7, 2008

TA-TA! (for now) Saskatchewan/Look Out Ontario...I'm Coming In For A Landing!

(Click to "Come Fly With Me!")
A little known fact about getting a drivers license in Saskatchewan is that it also enables a bra to fly an airplane! Well, this bra anyway.
Click on my license to see the fine print. So when it was time for me to say Ta-Ta (for now!) to my Fracalicious Chaperon, Fracas, there was NO WAY I was gonna let myself be stuffed into another FedEx envelope! (Even though FedEx IS Olga, the Traveling Bra's preferred method of transporation) So Fracas, being so gosh darn Fractastic, scored me a sweet jet and I wasted no time strapping myself in behind the wheel and
taking OFF!
Va-va-varooooom!!!
DON'T BE ALARMED!
I only appear to be facing the wrong way...remember,
my hooks and EYES are in the back.
I snapped this shot while preparing to land at the Toronto Airport...
there's the CN Tower where my new Chaperon
DrowseyMonkey has promised to take me!
Don't worry Drowsey...I've got my straps at "10 and 2"...
some hot Tim Hortons coffee in my right cup...AND
I'm texting Speedy with my left cup!...
d hollydale hi i'm texting and FLYING! clear the runway and
don't tell drowsey! woo-hoo!!!

33 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhh YEAH!!!!!!!!
That's what I'm talikin bout` ... and TEXTING.

Frank can sing the cra* out of that song.

I happen to know that Drowsey will be quite an interesting host ( Chap a roni ) the Toranto Treat.

Can I fly with you somtime? I always wanted to wing walk with a bra tilting the ailerons. It was my dream as a young boy in Hollydale wehen I was working as fuel boy at H.I.A.

Bet you thought I was sleeping :)

he heee ... nope

How can I sleep knowing the the bra / monkey meld is so near???

ohhhhh, I think there might be some romance, Olga!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LOL @ Toranto

A big car from GM ???

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

WEll...something is definitely "in the air" Speedy! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Glad ya like it! ;)
xoxo

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

PS: NOW you may go to sleep! :)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Suddenly, I no longer feel safe and secure ..... I'm going to spend the rest of my life under the table ......

Drowsey Monkey said...

I'm singing, snapping my fingers, "It's such a cookoo day" oh yeah baby ...

lol

Drowsey Monkey said...

Okay, now that Frank and I are done crooning ....

You can't multi-task when you're flying a freaking airplane! You're heading right for that tower! Yikes!

Sis is doing the driving when you get here...just so ya know, LOL.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I see the freakin' tower Drowsey! Come on babe...lighten up!...COME FLY WITH ME!!! Wooooooo-hoooooo!!!!

Ummmmm....any idea how I'm supposed to LAND this thing????

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

DaddyP - It's probably more dangerous under your table than up in the air with me!

Come on babe...lighten up!...COME FLY WITH ME!!!

Drowsey Monkey said...

Well, I just checked all the news stations and I didn't hear of any bra-related accidents, so I guess so far so good. Phew !!!

70steen said...

wow I am impressed at your elasticity of different talents .....
you are a bit naughty texting as you drive/fly though... tut tut Olga.....
Frac will be sad you have gone :(

thewishfulwriter said...

oooh! I've always wanted to visit.

I shoulda known you'd get there before me, Olga.

:)

I'll be living vicariously through you.

again.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Actually 70's...texting, eating, drinking, taking pictures, etc. while flying is E-Z when you've got everything on AUTOPILOT! :)
~Olga

That's exactly what my Blog-Mistress always says, Wishful! xoxo
~Olga

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

So far so GREAT Drowsey!...I'm floatin' on air! Not sure I EVER wanna come down! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

MJ said...

She's headed to my home province (I'm moving back there next year...yay!)

I'm delirious!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

mj - I'll warn the authorities! ;)
xoxo
~Olga
(Maybe then we can hookup???)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I notice no-one has mentioned the joystick ....... just as well

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Daddy P - Well...now that you mention it....hmmmm....I wondered what that thing was for! :) (I still haven't landed you know.)
~Olga

Chris Wood said...

I didn't know bras could drive cars! Fly planes, sure - cars though?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Ya learn something new here almost every day Chris! :) And as far as I know...I am the ONLY bra in the history of bras...er...uh, make that the world that can do both!

catscratch said...

Extremely multi-functional, you are!!!

Can't wait to see ya!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

In laa la land there's a one man band, Speedcat will sing to you, weatherwise it's such a lovely day in Accupulco day ... come fly with me - lets fly away ...
We will glide starry eyed, my dear Olgeen!
What a coo coo day!
LETS FLY AWAY !!!!!!!!!
♫ ♥

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... and don't tell your mamma

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OoooOOOoooh Speedy RomantiCAT!....Rarrrrr-Rarrrrrrrrrrr!!!

(I'm still haven't landed by the way.)
~Olga

meleah rebeccah said...

I love your license! and the Frank Tune for this post RULES.

I cant wait for you to get to Drowsey!!

JoJo said...

You guys are freakin HILARIOUS!!!! You should take this show on the road. Oh wait, you already do. ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Meleah - Yeah, Frank always makes my spirits SOAR!!!
~Olga

Thanks jojo! :) Glad to give ya a little bOOst!
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Frank who??

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Speedy - Fly Me To The MOON!!!
xo
~Olga

Mimi Lenox said...

I've been to Toronto to sing. I loved the city and stayed with a lovely family there. I LOVE the last shot. That sexy Olga!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... "borrowing" plane :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Yeah, I BET! HAHA! OK, just no funny business in the cockpit, OK?!?! (Dear Lord....I'm exhausted!)
:)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

wake up!!!

Landing gear is broken!!!!!

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