TA-TA! (for now) Saskatchewan/Look Out Ontario...I'm Coming In For A Landing!
A little known fact about getting a drivers license in Saskatchewan is that it also enables a bra to fly an airplane! Well, this bra anyway.
Click on my license to see the fine print.
So when it was time for me to say Ta-Ta (for now!) to my Fracalicious Chaperon, Fracas, there was NO WAY I was gonna let myself be stuffed into another FedEx envelope! (Even though FedEx IS Olga, the Traveling Bra's preferred method of transporation) So Fracas, being so gosh darn Fractastic, scored me a sweet jet and I wasted no time strapping myself in behind the wheel and
So when it was time for me to say Ta-Ta (for now!) to my Fracalicious Chaperon, Fracas, there was NO WAY I was gonna let myself be stuffed into another FedEx envelope! (Even though FedEx IS Olga, the Traveling Bra's preferred method of transporation) So Fracas, being so gosh darn Fractastic, scored me a sweet jet and I wasted no time strapping myself in behind the wheel and taking OFF!
Va-va-varooooom!!!
DON'T BE ALARMED!
I only appear to be facing the wrong way...remember,
my hooks and EYES are in the back.
I snapped this shot while preparing to land at the Toronto Airport...
I snapped this shot while preparing to land at the Toronto Airport...there's the CN Tower where my new Chaperon
DrowseyMonkey has promised to take me!
Don't worry Drowsey...I've got my straps at "10 and 2"...
some hot Tim Hortons coffee in my right cup...AND
I'm texting Speedy with my left cup!...
d hollydale hi i'm texting and FLYING! clear the runway and
d hollydale hi i'm texting and FLYING! clear the runway and
don't tell drowsey! woo-hoo!!!
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Ohhh YEAH!!!!!!!!
That's what I'm talikin bout` ... and TEXTING.
Frank can sing the cra* out of that song.
I happen to know that Drowsey will be quite an interesting host ( Chap a roni ) the Toranto Treat.
Can I fly with you somtime? I always wanted to wing walk with a bra tilting the ailerons. It was my dream as a young boy in Hollydale wehen I was working as fuel boy at H.I.A.
Bet you thought I was sleeping :)
he heee ... nope
How can I sleep knowing the the bra / monkey meld is so near???
ohhhhh, I think there might be some romance, Olga!
LOL @ Toranto
A big car from GM ???
WEll...something is definitely "in the air" Speedy! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Glad ya like it! ;)
xoxo
PS: NOW you may go to sleep! :)
Suddenly, I no longer feel safe and secure ..... I'm going to spend the rest of my life under the table ......
I'm singing, snapping my fingers, "It's such a cookoo day" oh yeah baby ...
lol
Okay, now that Frank and I are done crooning ....
You can't multi-task when you're flying a freaking airplane! You're heading right for that tower! Yikes!
Sis is doing the driving when you get here...just so ya know, LOL.
I see the freakin' tower Drowsey! Come on babe...lighten up!...COME FLY WITH ME!!! Wooooooo-hoooooo!!!!
Ummmmm....any idea how I'm supposed to LAND this thing????
DaddyP - It's probably more dangerous under your table than up in the air with me!
Come on babe...lighten up!...COME FLY WITH ME!!!
Well, I just checked all the news stations and I didn't hear of any bra-related accidents, so I guess so far so good. Phew !!!
wow I am impressed at your elasticity of different talents .....
you are a bit naughty texting as you drive/fly though... tut tut Olga.....
Frac will be sad you have gone :(
oooh! I've always wanted to visit.
I shoulda known you'd get there before me, Olga.
:)
I'll be living vicariously through you.
again.
Actually 70's...texting, eating, drinking, taking pictures, etc. while flying is E-Z when you've got everything on AUTOPILOT! :)
~Olga
That's exactly what my Blog-Mistress always says, Wishful! xoxo
~Olga
So far so GREAT Drowsey!...I'm floatin' on air! Not sure I EVER wanna come down! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
She's headed to my home province (I'm moving back there next year...yay!)
I'm delirious!
mj - I'll warn the authorities! ;)
xoxo
~Olga
(Maybe then we can hookup???)
I notice no-one has mentioned the joystick ....... just as well
Daddy P - Well...now that you mention it....hmmmm....I wondered what that thing was for! :) (I still haven't landed you know.)
~Olga
I didn't know bras could drive cars! Fly planes, sure - cars though?
Ya learn something new here almost every day Chris! :) And as far as I know...I am the ONLY bra in the history of bras...er...uh, make that the world that can do both!
Extremely multi-functional, you are!!!
Can't wait to see ya!
♫ In laa la land there's a one man band, Speedcat will sing to you, weatherwise it's such a lovely day in Accupulco day ... come fly with me - lets fly away ...
We will glide starry eyed, my dear Olgeen!
What a coo coo day!
LETS FLY AWAY !!!!!!!!! ♫ ♥
... and don't tell your mamma
OoooOOOoooh Speedy RomantiCAT!....Rarrrrr-Rarrrrrrrrrrr!!!
(I'm still haven't landed by the way.)
~Olga
I love your license! and the Frank Tune for this post RULES.
I cant wait for you to get to Drowsey!!
You guys are freakin HILARIOUS!!!! You should take this show on the road. Oh wait, you already do. ;)
Meleah - Yeah, Frank always makes my spirits SOAR!!!
~Olga
Thanks jojo! :) Glad to give ya a little bOOst!
~Olga
Frank who??
Speedy - Fly Me To The MOON!!!
xo
~Olga
I've been to Toronto to sing. I loved the city and stayed with a lovely family there. I LOVE the last shot. That sexy Olga!
... "borrowing" plane :-)
Yeah, I BET! HAHA! OK, just no funny business in the cockpit, OK?!?! (Dear Lord....I'm exhausted!)
:)
wake up!!!
Landing gear is broken!!!!!
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