Saturday, September 6, 2008

My Brief Affair...

(click for tearjerking soundtrack)

I'd been looking for love in all the wrong places...only to find this big bunch of assorted nut jobs...all of whom (in my not-so-humble-opinion) are too flashy, baggy, uptight, dorky or just plain icky! Plus, each and every one of 'em had only one thing on his mind. (Now I know exactly what my Blog-Mistress was talking about when she'd mutter: "Where are their brains anyway?!")

Anyway, I knew I'd never find anyone as sweet as the 1st man in my life, Speedy...or as ummm, "interesting" as my dear ol' git, Daddy P...but still, I just couldn't wrap my straps around the thought that maybe there really wasn't someone special out there for Olga, the Traveling Bra?!?!?

But, there was.

And his name was "L."

"L" was a quite, unassuming New Zealand boxer who, despite the fact that he was completely gray, was still very fit and had an oh-so-snappy waistband! (Rrr-arrrr!!!) It took about 2.5 seconds for me to tumble straps over cups in love with "L"...and he fell hard for me too. We managed to squeeze a lifetime of memories into our brief affair that lasted only THREE DAYS...because he had to return to his family farm...and I had a plane to catch...to Canada.
Now all I have to remind me of him is this picture.
And memories....
*sigh*

So, who can blame me for polishing off an entire bottle of Shiraz last night
and getting a little sloppy as I mourned the loss of my one true love!?!
Thankfully not Fracas and her bevy of bodacious bralings!
They heard me drowning my sorrows and rallied 'round to lift my spirits
as only the breast bra-friends can do... Petra: "Come on Olga - look on the bright side! At least you're not being used as a kiwi-holder for you-know-who...and...you've still got us!"

Nicolette: "Of corse-ette you do...and we're MUCH better looking!"

Me: "You're right!...From now on...I'm only hanging around GIRLS!"
Fracas: "Hey! Who drank all my wine?!? And why's all my underwear passed out on the floor? OLGA?!!?!!?"

(*Please go check out Fracas's version of this love story!)

29 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

So happy ... so sad .... I am beeming!!! ... now I cry.

Memories ... "what's to painful to remember" ... just forget

I want to remember the laughter, fun, and the way we were.

Babs can really belt one out.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(great post Olga)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Awww Speedy....You know you've set the bar pretty high....

*smootchy smootchy!*

Speedcat Hollydale said...

****BLUSHING****

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK...in case anyone is wondering what Mia is saying, it's:

"Olga, my Bosom Buddy! Don't be sad...you don't need no stinkin' man...let's drinka the wine be happy!"

Babelfish butchers it! HAHA!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

THE CAKE SPEEDY! THE CAKE!!!

Drowsey Monkey said...

L has a nice ... bump going on there.

So...like I said to Fracas...I'm not posting Olga with my drawers...mine are old and not as pretty...lol.

Maybe we kind find her a man to take her mind off L. But to be honest, it's been a while since I've seen a pair of boxers so not sure how much sympathy I'll have, LOL!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Leave it to you to notice the bump Drowsey! :)

It's TA-TA (for now) to men for me Drowsey...I'm more comfortable hanging with The Girls...ya know? But then again...given the right circumstances....well, never say never!
xoxo
~Olga

PS: Dont worry, I won't laugh at your drawers! (As far as you know...) ;)

fracas said...

Ok... so she was saying Speedy! Gads, I couldn't understand her for all the Shiraz. I tell you though, that Nicolette has got to go. I think the whole 2 girls 1 cup thing was her idea.

She kinda does belong at the Gimcrack.

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Is being Speedy a good thing or not? - I've never been sure.

Olga, I think you are doomed to be a tramp forever - tramping round the world looking for true love - don't flag, your perfect partner is out there somewhere.

Ooooo ..... I've just had a thought .... perhaps you're gay ..... you always seem to be in good spirits anyway

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh Fracas - Nicolette isn't bad - just misunderstood. Please don't dump her...altho' I'm sure Nursie would take excellent care of her...oh what the hell, go ahead & send her to the Gimcrack - I can always visit her there! ;)
~Olga

DaddyP - Again...I can't tell you how much I appreciate your support!

Really I CAN'T!!!

xoxo (I think)
~Olga

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

PS: DaddyP - Speedy is a very goood thing.

Mimi Lenox said...

Oh dear Lord I am blind. You just had to post the boxers and I thought I was bodacious with my recent camera-in-the-dressing-room post. At least there were no boxers! But now that you mention it, those gray legs are kinda cute and well.....umm....sorry I got distracted.

The bras on the piano seriously cracked me up. Your cup(s) truly do run over. And anyway, what are girlfriends for if not to hold each other up in times when boxers are lean....and few and far between.

Sigh.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well, Mimi..it's like I always said...

Good friends
are like
good bras...
hard to find,
comfortable,
supportive,
& always
close to the heart!

~Olga

Jay said...

Those gray boxers are kinda hot. I think.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I thought so too Jay. *sigh*

You could always trying picking a pair up in New Zealand (but I really don't think he's your type.) ;)
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

shucks ... I need to go out and get me a bra!

Support all through the day, and the extra warmth

GOSH ... that would be nice. PLUS I could job in the park without bounching :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

What a coinkidink!!! (#6...7?!?) I was just thinking I'd like to go out & get me a CAT! A reallllllly Speedy one! Must be that MINDMELD thing.....WOooOOOoooOOOOo!
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

still touching up????

:-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

...just a tad. IT will be worth IT!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

MY IT IS UP!!!!!!!!

Drowsey Monkey said...

lol@ daddy P thinking (hoping) you're gay...AHAHAHAHA!

Drowsey Monkey said...

Oh, and ... the bump was pretty obvious. Well, to me.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well, I AM pretty dang perky!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

And...yes it was...to me too! So, I must not be gay!

70steen said...

gawd I am listening to Murray V Federer on the t'internet and I click on here and Sinatra sang up

5 games all in the second set !!

What a fabby time you have had x

Karen ^..^ said...

Yay!!! Spirits soaring, Olga's partying!!

Great post!

meleah rebeccah said...

""Hey! Who drank all my wine?!? And why's all my underwear passed out on the floor? OLGA?!!?!!?""


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Oh it sucks to loose your true love!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

70's - Who's Murray V Federer? Do I know him?
~Olga

Thanks for you support Karen - and YAY is right!!! I'm not feeling flat ANYMORE!!! :)
~Olga

Tell me about it Meleah. Not to mention having all your underwear pass out on the floor!!!
~Olga

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