STURGIS and MT. RUSHMORE, South Dakota

Every August, thousands of bikers and motorcycle enthusiasts descend upon Sturgis, South Dakota for the
Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally! We stayed nearby at
Deadwood Dicks, and despite what the sign says, this place was anything BUT dead!

My chaperons and I could hardly wait to hit the town
and see what was goin' on!

Even from our balcony, I could see this was quite an intriguing

assemblage of bikes, bikers and babes!

I kinda thought this cute little leopard print number might want to
take off and travel around with me for a while...but...
she was too attached to her bike...darn it.

I hit the jackpot when we ran into these fun lovin' gals...who were tickled pink...and green, red, white, and blue to hoist me up
and pose for this picture...thanks girls!

My chaperon and I were literally in hog-heaven!

We also visited Mount Rushmore...which was awesome...

...but also a little intimidating with FOUR great big old stone-faced

Presidents of the United States of America staring down at me...

what do you suppose they were thinking?!?

Washington: "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected. Hey guys, check out that big bra down there."

Jefferson: "We hold these truths to be self-evident...whoa dude, that IS a big bra!"

Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big...bra...?”

Lincoln: "Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...on the other hand, bras are created in a wide variety of shapes, sizes and colors because thankfully, every woman is different, unique, and very special. God Bless women...and their bras!"