Friday, March 20, 2009

Work Work WORK! (And Beauty Skool Update #2)

My Blog-Mistress just loves the creative names ya'll suggested for her Beauty Skool mannequin heads, but since she left the decision up to me...
I just had to go with TIT and TAT... ingeniously supplied by my
Favorite Canadian Redneck, Crusty (aka: Robert)
Double-D THANKS my ol' friend! I knew I could count on you!
(And your delivishly-dirty mind!)
( . )( . )

Tit's kinda shy...so Tat's up first!
Here she is
Before

During

& After
my blog-mistress's 1st attempt at a layered haircut.
Which took ONLY FIVE HOURS
Yeah.
It's kinda uneven too...
Hmmm, maybe she should consider specializing in
"asymmetrical" haircuts?

Meanwhile...as for moi...
I'm still hanging around in "Paradise"

Helping Med Student, Fidel, study for his exams...

And looking all over the dang house for the liquor cabinet
helping his Wife dust the furniture!
Phew! All of this WORK is really making me THIRSTY!

25 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

John C said...

Lush ous as usual. :) Funny, nobody's asked me to put on a bra before...wonder how it'd feel. All those sensations from it's activities in the past.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hmmmm....1st of all, John, please refrain from calling us "its"...we bras are "shes"...Thanks!

2nd of all...if you really wanna know how we feel, alls ya gots to do is ask! We are a very accomodating bunch & would be glad to show you some support!
~Olga

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

And 3rd of all...if you ask ME...I will come visit you, personally! :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

But 4th of all....NO funny business....like ya know, like llamas & tool belts & stuff...

John C said...

Will...mmmmm.

Would you come stay with me for a bit, for us to spend time together?

I know a place where we can go.

...see, I'm falling into song now.

Please?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Will you please tell your blogmistress to cancel my appointment and reschedule it for, oh I don't know, about September ....... next year - thank you.

So are you going to bite the bullet and have a break with young John? If you are, please give some warning so I can get some protection .....

70steen said...

ah your blog mistress will get the hang of it she is a bright cookie ....
wtg on her for taking up the challenge

now more serious stuff .... the posse will be on red alert when you visit Jon ... in fact I think they should go with you in support ... lol

Robert said...

what's wrong with a little llama fun...:)..STEP BACK AND PUT THOSE SCISSORS DOWN SLOWLY..HANDS IN THE AIR AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT..:)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

It's a date then John! But I am booked for several months, so I'll have to get back with you on hwhen...after I visit Nurse Myra. :)
~Olga

DaddyP - Blog-Mistress toadily agrees with you! And so do I! :)
~Olga

70's - By the time she's done with her 1600 hours of training & 452 required haircuts & other services...she BETTER have the hang of it!

Crusty - Oh there's nuthin' wrong with Llama love ('specially if his name is Gertrude) BUT believe me...once is enough!!! HA!
And that Tat's a trooper...just wait til' next week when ya'll see her new haircut & perm!
~Olga

MedStudentWife said...

Will Tat' heair grow back, so zee blog mistress can try again ?

When will Tit get her pedicure (does she really have no feet?)?

...more at eleven


Obtw... Fidel is the OPI for dusting at home, while he's here - his choice believe it or not

And Olga sweety found the "L" cabinet... just don't want to send THOSE pictures

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Who is that person by you on the bar???

Is it Robert Troll from Mr Rogers?

LOL LOL :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ps ... I read this today in my mobile reader, but forgot to come back and comment - till now of course

Lord Likely said...

Could your blog mistress possibly trim and style my fabulous moustache?

'Tis getting rather bushy these days.

meleah rebeccah said...

this post is hilarious and I absolutely LOVE the names!

Cactus Jack Splash said...

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Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hi ya Speedy! I dunno who that doo was...but he was another head case for sure! :)
~Olga

Lord Likely - My blog-mistress says she would be honored to work on your moustache!
~Olga

XOXOXO Meleah! XOXOXOX!!!
~Olga

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Whoa! OK Cactus Jack! Thanks!

Elliemae said...

Hilarious! I actually posted a "bra" poem the other day on my blog. Ha ha!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Can I get a hair cut on August 7th ??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(before I go bald)

ha haaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodnight Cuppie :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sure Speeedy...I think she has an opoening on August 7th 2012 at 2pm...she OUGHT to be safe with scissors by then....prolly.
~Olga

meleah rebeccah said...

this: ( . )( . ) is cracking me up.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I tried to take the Facebook quiz ... but it was busted!

taking off - he heeeee ;-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well then Meleah, howz about gettin' a lil bit fancy....
( * )( * )....for those pole dancers among us!
~Olga

BUSTED? Which quiz Speedy? It's hard keeping up with you!!!!! xoxo
~Olga

John C said...

(is rather enjoying his braile/raised font touch reader rather well)

:giggle snort:

Perky little things, don't ever change your text size, tee hee!

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