What A Couple Of Head Cases! (Beauty Skool Update #1)
Today was my blog-mistress's second day of Beauty Skool...
and so far, so good!
(Except for dousing her teacher with water during a shampoo lesson...ooops!)
CHECK IT OUT:
Here are the lovely mannequin heads my blog-mistress will be torturing
practicing her soon-to-be-acquired skills upon!
She was very excited about getting her heads until...
She was very excited about getting her heads until...she was told that they usually arrive (from "somewhere overseas")
sporting a combination of human and Yak hair
with dead lice clinging to the strands!
(Oh. My. GAWD!!)
So after careful scrutiny (and a queasy stomach)
she was THRILLED....
to discover that her heads have
100% human, 0% Yak, AND totally lice free hair!
But...they also don't have names!
But I told my blog-mistress not to worry 'cuz
I bet MY READERS would be happy to call them names!
Won't you?!!
Please submit your name suggestions in my comment box...my blog-mistress will be oh-so-grateful...and promises to keep us all updated on her progress in Beauty Skool...which for SOME STRANGE REASON, I think is gonna be pretty dang entertaining...HA!
Meanwhile...as for moi....
I'm just hanging around in Paradise, 
getting acquainted with the Dishwasher
(Top Rack, naturally) ...
...and Vacuum Cleaner
...and Vacuum Cleaner (which sucks, actually.)
And waiting for MedStudentWife to finish making my fur cup liners!
So, stay tuned for more about that!
19 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
Perfect! You'll be able to do people hair AND help Gertrude with hair issues. (I'm assuming llama hair isn't all that different from yak hair.)
I think it's all super fractastic. Can't wait to hear the stories, and not to worry if anything does happen there blog-mistress... pink hair is quite fashionable right now; I've done my daughter's hair cotton candy pink and blue (ok, and green, and black and red, and combinations of all of those at one time or another.)
Oy.
hmmmmm.....
How about calling one of the dummies "DPette"?
First of all - glad to see that you're being put to good use again - about time too .....
...... as to your blog mistresses little problem [one of many I suspect] .......
1. Ying and Yang
2. Sham and Poo
3. Dis and Dat
4. Blue and Rinse
5. Cut and Blow
6. Head and Shoulders
7. Split and Ends
8. That's Not What I Asked For and A Tip, You'll Be Lucky!
Should read 'mistress's' - sorry
Tit and Tat..:)
The parking authority has just slapped a Boot on that Trike..:)
Name then Dolce & Gabbana?
OOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooooOO !!!!
I like Naming Heads better than chopping and pasting them. Plus, to waste products.
hmmmmmmmmmm
Rubbett n Plastina
Thema n Louise
Gerty n Bette
Salma n Hyek
Cuppy n Freud
Yak n Patty
Madalin kin and Mary models
Buffy n Buffont
Permi n Cutty
Willma n Setty
Kate n Blowdri
Duke n Tina
connie n dishi
Sherrie n Poopy (he heee)
Annie n Curls
Hi Fraccas !!!!!!!!!
Hi Cuppie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh you guys are GREAT!!!!! I KNEW I could count on you for name ideas!!!!! :) But I wish Speedy thought of a few more.....gosh. ;)
XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
~Olga
I was thinking... how about naming the "gals" Hermine and Heloise.
Speedy - Im trying to learn this photomanipulation stuff... is there an easy ways to chop & paste heads ?
Names? How about Fric & Frac? Tom & Jerry? Humpty and Dumpty? Speedy & Olga? te he he
Great suggestions!!! Names will be announced in forthcoming post...just as soon as my blog-mistress has a BIG pot of coffee!!! Mmmmmmaybe a couple.....
Poor thing is a wee bit frazzled. :)
~Olga
How about Shoal and Huggins ?
You are in a dishwasher!
Dishwater and the Blonde ????
Thelma and Louise??
Debbie and Harry??
"blog-MISTRESS"
Every time I hear that word I picture a woman wearing black latex holding a bullwhip. Your blog-MISTRESS doesn't happen to um, ah, oh never mind. te he he!
Olga, please send the dear frazzled lady my best! I'll send her over some coffee using another medium. ;)
Congratulations on entering beauty school!!! Your location is excellent for this venture.
Florida? Not so much. But I'll bet Olga would love it here...?
Tit and Tat are gorgeous, aren't they? Bummer the hair doesn't grow back, but we'll expect to see some rockin' styles from you soon.
Take care!
Mmmmmmmmmm-wah!Speeeeeeeeedy & Doctah Shoal!!!!! You guys always come up with the breast ideas!!! ;)
~Olga
AIR - HOW did you KNOW what my blog-mistress wears while blogging?!?!?
~Olga
Hi Karen - THANKS for the support! :)
~Olga
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