Wednesday, March 18, 2009

What A Couple Of Head Cases! (Beauty Skool Update #1)

Today was my blog-mistress's second day of Beauty Skool...
and so far, so good!
(Except for dousing her teacher with water during a shampoo lesson...ooops!)
Here are the lovely mannequin heads my blog-mistress will be torturing
practicing her soon-to-be-acquired skills upon! She was very excited about getting her heads until...
she was told that they usually arrive (from "somewhere overseas")
sporting a combination of human and Yak hair
with dead lice clinging to the strands!
(Oh. My. GAWD!!)
So after careful scrutiny (and a queasy stomach)
she was THRILLED....
to discover that her heads have
100% human, 0% Yak, AND totally lice free hair!
But...they also don't have names!
But I told my blog-mistress not to worry 'cuz
I bet MY READERS would be happy to call them names!
Won't you?!!
Please submit your name suggestions in my comment blog-mistress will be oh-so-grateful...and promises to keep us all updated on her progress in Beauty Skool...which for SOME STRANGE REASON, I think is gonna be pretty dang entertaining...HA! for moi....
I'm just hanging around in Paradise,
getting acquainted with the Dishwasher
(Top Rack, naturally) ......and Vacuum Cleaner
(which sucks, actually.)
And waiting for MedStudentWife to finish making my fur cup liners!
So, stay tuned for more about that!

19 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

fracas said...

Perfect! You'll be able to do people hair AND help Gertrude with hair issues. (I'm assuming llama hair isn't all that different from yak hair.)

I think it's all super fractastic. Can't wait to hear the stories, and not to worry if anything does happen there blog-mistress... pink hair is quite fashionable right now; I've done my daughter's hair cotton candy pink and blue (ok, and green, and black and red, and combinations of all of those at one time or another.)


MedStudentWife said...


How about calling one of the dummies "DPette"?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

First of all - glad to see that you're being put to good use again - about time too .....

...... as to your blog mistresses little problem [one of many I suspect] .......

1. Ying and Yang
2. Sham and Poo
3. Dis and Dat
4. Blue and Rinse
5. Cut and Blow
6. Head and Shoulders
7. Split and Ends
8. That's Not What I Asked For and A Tip, You'll Be Lucky!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Should read 'mistress's' - sorry

Robert said...

Tit and Tat..:)

The parking authority has just slapped a Boot on that Trike..:)

meleah rebeccah said...

Name then Dolce & Gabbana?

Speedcat Hollydale said...


I like Naming Heads better than chopping and pasting them. Plus, to waste products.


Rubbett n Plastina

Thema n Louise

Gerty n Bette

Salma n Hyek

Cuppy n Freud

Yak n Patty

Madalin kin and Mary models

Buffy n Buffont

Permi n Cutty

Willma n Setty

Kate n Blowdri

Duke n Tina

connie n dishi

Sherrie n Poopy (he heee)

Annie n Curls

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Fraccas !!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Cuppie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh you guys are GREAT!!!!! I KNEW I could count on you for name ideas!!!!! :) But I wish Speedy thought of a few more.....gosh. ;)

MedStudentWife said...

I was thinking... how about naming the "gals" Hermine and Heloise.

Speedy - Im trying to learn this photomanipulation stuff... is there an easy ways to chop & paste heads ?

Awake In Rochester said...

Names? How about Fric & Frac? Tom & Jerry? Humpty and Dumpty? Speedy & Olga? te he he

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Great suggestions!!! Names will be announced in forthcoming post...just as soon as my blog-mistress has a BIG pot of coffee!!! Mmmmmmaybe a couple.....
Poor thing is a wee bit frazzled. :)

Doctor Shoal said...

How about Shoal and Huggins ?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You are in a dishwasher!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Dishwater and the Blonde ????

Thelma and Louise??

Debbie and Harry??

Awake In Rochester said...


Every time I hear that word I picture a woman wearing black latex holding a bullwhip. Your blog-MISTRESS doesn't happen to um, ah, oh never mind. te he he!

Olga, please send the dear frazzled lady my best! I'll send her over some coffee using another medium. ;)

Karen ^..^ said...

Congratulations on entering beauty school!!! Your location is excellent for this venture.

Florida? Not so much. But I'll bet Olga would love it here...?

Tit and Tat are gorgeous, aren't they? Bummer the hair doesn't grow back, but we'll expect to see some rockin' styles from you soon.

Take care!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Mmmmmmmmmm-wah!Speeeeeeeeedy & Doctah Shoal!!!!! You guys always come up with the breast ideas!!! ;)

AIR - HOW did you KNOW what my blog-mistress wears while blogging?!?!?

Hi Karen - THANKS for the support! :)

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