Thursday, February 12, 2009

Ulga, the Traveling Trashiest Bra?!?

OH. MY. GAWD!!!
As much as I HATE airing dirty laundry in public....
this requires an explanation!
You see, my distant cousin and evil nemesis, Helga, the Wandering Corset and I have a bit of history together...but we've long since buried the hatchet...so I was SHOCKED to learn that Helga's twisted half-sister, a sleazy piece of cheap opportunistic lingerie name Ulga actually thought that she could show up and TAKE MY PLACE at the Orisis Mardi Gras Ball! I have been rendered SPEECHLESS by this shocking news...so PLEASE click here to read (the hilarious story) about this IMPOSTOR over at my Mobile, Alabama Chaperon's brand new blog, Now Back to Me!

And then come back and click here to read the exciting conclusion!

(RIP Ulga!)

16 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

nursemyra said...

Ha! There's only ONE Olga

Shinade said...

That's right I have to agree with Nursey...there's only one true Olga!

How dare they?

Miss Moneypenny said...

I'm surprised you didn't change into a Black lace See Thru Bra for the Olga Mardi Gras Float! :))

Anonymous said...

Heheheheheee O Ah Ee Speedie !

Anonymous said...

N How

Anonymous said...

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Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

That's RIGHT Nursie! Ulga was nuthin' but a cheap imitation & I bet she smell like sex & beer. (Oh wait that was me.) I bet she smelled like sex and WHISKEY!

Shinade - "They" (my Chaperons) were innocent victims!...Ulga was a vile, sneaky, underhanded bra who was too loose for her own good! (Note: Past tense!)

Ms MP - I would have if I'd been there! :)

Speeeeedie-Eee-Aye-Eee-Aye-OOOOOOO!!!!! hee hee

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Anonymous - You Twitter? DM me! :)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I reckon there are various Olga dopplegangers roaming the planet - the only way to tell the real one, is the 'sniff' test ......

The Rev. said...

That dirty little...oh wait, this is G-rated, right?

Eh..

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

DaddyP - True...but if they'd just asked to see my business card it would saved a whole heckava lot of trouble!

Rev - No...not really....not lately anyway! Eh...

Shinade said...

oh my word DP...you really do need serious help.

You're almost as bad off as me!!

Hey Olga...not Ulga! How about putting on a little pink lace around those cups and come join a group of us spreading some love around for Valentine's?

In other words ....tag!!

http://simplyshinade.blogspot.com/2009/02/spread-love-this-valentine-day.html

Remember I did smoosh!!:-)))))

Mr. A D Fanton said...

Double-cup dopplegangers?

I wonder what Lord Likely would have made of all this?

Ah, if only he wasn't so completely and utterly dead, eh?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

This is wild and whackie!!!!!!!

One time a SlowCat Hollydale tried to impersonate me. Dudes still climbing the stairs

RennyBA said...

You're lifting 'dirty stories' into newer dimension Olga!

Happy weekend and VD :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hi Shinade! And your SMOOSHED BOOBIES Rocked! But sorry, I am late for the V-Day tag....you know I still love you though! XOXO

Mr. Fanton (IF that is your real name....) - I think Lord Likely would have jumped all over that slooty Ulga...if he weren't so utterly dead of course!

There is only ONE Olga and ONE SpeedyCat!...and what a pair we made! (I have pictures to prove it!) :)

Aw Renny - I can always count on you for such uplifting support! xoxo

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