OH. MY. GAWD!!!
As much as I HATE airing dirty laundry in public....
You see, my distant cousin and evil nemesis, Helga, the Wandering Corset and I have a bit of history together...but we've long since buried the hatchet...so I was SHOCKED to learn that Helga's twisted half-sister, a sleazy piece of cheap opportunistic lingerie name Ulga actually thought that she could show up and TAKE MY PLACE at the Orisis Mardi Gras Ball! I have been rendered SPEECHLESS by this shocking news...so PLEASE click here to read (the hilarious story) about this IMPOSTOR over at my Mobile, Alabama Chaperon's brand new blog, Now Back to Me!
And then come back and click here to read the exciting conclusion!