Thursday, January 29, 2009

Call 911! Olga's DOWN!

After my grueling 24 hour work week...with cups spent and straps achin'....
I staggered through The Rev's front door and just fell down FLAT!

(Let's face it....I am way too delicate old spoiled...just not cut out to be a working bra.)

Thank God, Our Neighborhood Reverend is also studying to be an
Emergency Medical Technician!

He quickly dropped to his knees, whipped out his newly issued stethoscope, checked for a pulse...and determined that I was indeed "non-responsive!"

CPR was administered...and it was touch 'n go for a while...

...but The Rev's magic touch
yanked me back into the land of the living!

Hey! Did someone say he's got a bottle of
wine with my NAME on it?
Now THAT'S more like it!

25 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Jaffer said...

Hallelujah ! She's awake !

I hope you are feeling better today :)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

That Reverend has such a firm but gentle touch ..... I'm being tempted to switch sides ...... the HERO

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thanks Jaffer - Feeling MUCH better now that I'm not working! Oh and since The Rev revived me! :)

DaddyP - Oh you will always be MY hero you silly ol' git! xoxo

Awake In Rochester said...

@Daddy Papersurfer

Be careful, once you switch you won't want to go back!

@Olga Why didn't you call Doctor Shoal? Well, I'm glad your alright. You're luck that the Rev was around. *putting pillow under your head, ahhh, cup & opening a bottle of wine* Try to get some rest cuppie!

By the way we, ah, you are not old!

70steen said...

thank goodness the Rev knows CPR ...coz I guess 'mouth to mouth' would be a bit tricky???

wow did he turn that holy water cooler into wine??

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thanks Nurse AIR! Doctah Shoal was off duty....hangin' with some silly Nurse I think. :)

70's - OOooOOOooh! I wonder!?! The Rev's been known to work a few miracle before! :)

The Rev. said...

She's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!

(Insert maniacal cackle here)

The Rev. said...

Wooooooooo!! We made it through the workday!

Red wine here we come!

Try to keep yourself in line this time...I don't think it's recommended to receive CPR twice in one week....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I was just about to call doctor shoal, but I see the REV has CPR Trabraining in brazierio flatwires.

Cuppie done is out a watah floppin like a guppie ... 1 2 3 get the woolite and arieoli pads, set up the cross your heart electrocabradio zappers.

She is alive anf flying in the wind! Nobody said that bra - can't ... climb a rubber tree plant, cause she's got


she's got


she's got, high push up pie, in the SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOPES

and workin is stoooooopid

Cuppie cuppie aye eye eeeeee eye


(you sleepin` ???)

oh ... sorry


Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Rev - Hey, I'm willing to take my chances! Fill 'em up please! :)

"...set up the cross your heart electrocabradio zappers." :)
I love YOU Speeeeeeeedy!!!!!!!! Cross my heart!

Lord Likely said...


I was terribly worried there, for a moment - right on the edge of my seat!

I shall now return to my original sitting position.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

And would that be on a chair or some lovely lady's lap, milord? (I know you too well!) :)

nursemyra said...

lucky Olga - the reverend looks like he is an old hand at resuscitation

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Glad you got the lift you needed!

The Rev. said...

She's in good hands.

And she's a handful (two, really!)

Drowsey Monkey said...

Phew - that was scary!

lol@the rev - yes she is 2 handfuls!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Youuss all better now Cuppie??

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

YES....matter of fact, I feel quite sturdy Speedy! ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Nurse Myra - Yes, The Rev is OBVIOUSLY paying attention in class! He has very skilled hands....

Me too Noe Noe Girl!

Rev & Drowsey - Yes....TWO handfuls! :)

Hungry Mother said...

I like to check pulses that way too, especially in aerobics classes.

Teena in Toronto said...

What a relief! You had me scared!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Lookin 4 some cool stuff .... :-)

meleah rebeccah said...

The Rev is really good looking isn't he?

Jessica said...

Love the blog. Here I thought that bras were just for wearing! Silly me!

Julie said...

Hah! Now this was funny!

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