Call 911! Olga's DOWN!
After my grueling 24 hour work week...with cups spent and straps achin'....
I staggered through The Rev's front door and just fell down FLAT!
(Let's face it....I am
Thank God, Our Neighborhood Reverend is also studying to be an
Emergency Medical Technician!
He quickly dropped to his knees, whipped out his newly issued stethoscope, checked for a pulse...and determined that I was indeed "non-responsive!"
CPR was administered...and it was touch 'n go for a while...
...but The Rev's magic touch
yanked me back into the land of the living!
Woo-hooo!!!
Hey! Did someone say he's got a bottle of wine with my NAME on it?
Now THAT'S more like it!
25 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
Hallelujah ! She's awake !
I hope you are feeling better today :)
That Reverend has such a firm but gentle touch ..... I'm being tempted to switch sides ...... the HERO
Thanks Jaffer - Feeling MUCH better now that I'm not working! Oh and since The Rev revived me! :)
DaddyP - Oh you will always be MY hero you silly ol' git! xoxo
@Daddy Papersurfer
Be careful, once you switch you won't want to go back!
@Olga Why didn't you call Doctor Shoal? Well, I'm glad your alright. You're luck that the Rev was around. *putting pillow under your head, ahhh, cup & opening a bottle of wine* Try to get some rest cuppie!
By the way we, ah, you are not old!
thank goodness the Rev knows CPR ...coz I guess 'mouth to mouth' would be a bit tricky???
wow did he turn that holy water cooler into wine??
Thanks Nurse AIR! Doctah Shoal was off duty....hangin' with some silly Nurse I think. :)
70's - OOooOOOooh! I wonder!?! The Rev's been known to work a few miracle before! :)
She's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!
(Insert maniacal cackle here)
Wooooooooo!! We made it through the workday!
Red wine here we come!
Try to keep yourself in line this time...I don't think it's recommended to receive CPR twice in one week....
I was just about to call doctor shoal, but I see the REV has CPR Trabraining in brazierio flatwires.
Cuppie done is out a watah floppin like a guppie ... 1 2 3 get the woolite and arieoli pads, set up the cross your heart electrocabradio zappers.
She is alive anf flying in the wind! Nobody said that bra - can't ... climb a rubber tree plant, cause she's got
HIGHHHHHH HOPES
she's got
HIGH ah EYE HOPES
she's got, high push up pie, in the SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOPES
and workin is stoooooopid
Cuppie cuppie aye eye eeeeee eye
YHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(you sleepin` ???)
oh ... sorry
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rev - Hey, I'm willing to take my chances! Fill 'em up please! :)
"...set up the cross your heart electrocabradio zappers." :)
I love YOU Speeeeeeeedy!!!!!!!! Cross my heart!
Phew!
I was terribly worried there, for a moment - right on the edge of my seat!
I shall now return to my original sitting position.
And would that be on a chair or some lovely lady's lap, milord? (I know you too well!) :)
lucky Olga - the reverend looks like he is an old hand at resuscitation
Glad you got the lift you needed!
She's in good hands.
And she's a handful (two, really!)
Phew - that was scary!
lol@the rev - yes she is 2 handfuls!!
Youuss all better now Cuppie??
YES....matter of fact, I feel quite sturdy Speedy! ;)
Nurse Myra - Yes, The Rev is OBVIOUSLY paying attention in class! He has very skilled hands....
Me too Noe Noe Girl!
Rev & Drowsey - Yes....TWO handfuls! :)
I like to check pulses that way too, especially in aerobics classes.
What a relief! You had me scared!
Lookin 4 some cool stuff .... :-)
The Rev is really good looking isn't he?
Love the blog. Here I thought that bras were just for wearing! Silly me!
Hah! Now this was funny!
Post a Comment