Friday, July 25, 2008

Fembot Fatale(ity)

Dang it!
She overheated while attempting to THINK
and...her HEAD EXPLODED!
(Curiously, it was empty...?)
So...
I held auditions for a new Fembot and, ummm...
this is what I got...
CLICK FOR LIFE-SIZE FEMBOTS! Jeez, they just don't make 'em like they used to, eh?
('specially the one on the far right...yikes! Click to blow 'em up!)
NOW WHAT?!?
I sure hope Claire is working on a plan to bust Olga free from
the clutches of the Frickin' Evil Bra-Nappers...before it's TOO LATE!!!
(Or at least before the end of the month when she's supposed to go visit Fracas -
who, by the way, just posted her 1,000th post & is having a big ol' party!!!
Stop by and have a beer!)
Signed,
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

35 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! I love this. Who is the bearded gal???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

#1 he hee

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

You're still UP?!?!? HAHAHA! You look MAH-VAH-LOUS Speedy-Fembot! :)

Drowsey Monkey said...

How did he comment before I did? Dang that dancing man in white pants.


OMG ... that first one's nip is scaring me.

Drowsey Monkey said...

lol...I just had a closer look and too bad #3 has on a wedding ring. Ah well. Cute panties.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

She didn't make the cut.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Neither did..."she!"

My but you are observant Drowsey! Maybe you should be on the case to find Olga! How 'bout a little fembot outfit...?!?!?
xoxo

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yhaaa ... Drowsey too! Hollydale has gone crazy. Alarms, sirens, LATE NIGHT ALERTS.

Fembot fembot ... ohh lil fembots, how I think of you and Olga together again an annnnn.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Shazam!! Drowsey was lookin me over, there really is a ring. I was lookin myself over too.

Check me in to the funny farm :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Fembot Speedy - Go to bed! :)

Claire said...

I think drowsey would be dangerous as a fembot!

She would kill all the chickens in confused rage!


I am sat here by the phone waiting for the evil bastards to phone and also waiting to hear from the two Willy's, they are very quiet!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Claire - I was wondering about The Willy's silence...it IS rather odd...I especially dont trust that Evil Willy...

Oh yes, a Drowsey Fembot could be very dangerous! But it would probably be very polite. ;)

Hope the Evil Bra-nappers call SOON! (I DO have other things to do ya know!)
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

meleah rebeccah said...

ha ha ha ha ha

I love the Speedy-Fembot!
and he better find you. soon.

*biting off fingernails*

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Thank heavens for that - I thought I was the only one ........ [better looking - natch]

Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) said...

those fembots are freaky scary--I'm glad Drowsey got up close and personal so I don't have to! :)

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahaha. I love it. What a riot. Have a great day and weekend. :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Meleah - Unfortunatley the Speedy Fembot has a problem....she can't stop looking at her boobs long enough to get any work done!

DP - Better looking than what?!??

You are a wise woman Sandy! I wouldn't want to get too close to these Fembots either!

Sandee - Thanks! And you too! :)

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

catscratch said...

I'm scarred for life now.

Drowsey Monkey said...

LOL @ speedy checking out his fembot ... LOL

Yes, i would be a very polite fembot. May I hurt you now? Would you mind if I shot this ray-gun at your heat? Woops, sorry!

Claire said...

Uh oh!!! Fembots just aren't scary enough!

Even the speedy.

Yikes!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sorry 'bout that Diva! I think we ALL are!

Drowsey - HAHA! I know! And then your FEMBOT would blog about it!

Claire - DRATS!!! Back to the drawing board....sigh.

70steen said...

wow the FemBots are a species on their own ... even I am afraid lol
(Beards and kitten heels what a combo??)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

70's - Speedy Fembot is a little tacky I guess....

MedStudentWife said...

At least Speedy Fembot is a bit cuter than DP Fembot... better legs....

Get rid of the facial hair and maybe.......

But Fembots havenow taken on a totally diffferent meaning in my head & its rather scary.

I think we should call in Christopher Lee at this rate. Maybe his scariness will help (chase all the Fembots away)....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

....well !

Claire said...

Vincent price was featured in the interview.......................

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

MSW - See Claire's comment. She's the Boss!

Better luck next time Speedy....at least everyone likes your legs. And I know you like you boobs...

Miss Moneypenny said...

Is the He-She having Olga's baby??? :~)))

Speedy He-She Fembot has been added to my new "Penis Mousetrap Cable Show" post. :~))

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Miss MP - Just when I thought it couldn't POSSIBLY get any stranger.....
Be right over.

70steen said...

tacky but...... effective lol [it scared me I can tell you]

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am chaffing, and broke my straps. Femboting is the strangest job in the universal quantum Galxy Quest for Olga!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well 70's...as if that's not scary enough, now Speedy Fembot is chafing! She didn't say where....

Sue said...

When it said "Click to blow them up." I couldn't help but giggle. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

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why not waste for day like a Canadian?

Jeanna said...

Yikes. What am I talk about, they still look better than me in the morning.

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