BRA-NAPPED!!!
HELP!!!
Olga's Blog-Mistress here reporting that
Olga, the Traveling Bra has been kid bra-napped!!! 
I just received this photo of poor Olga who is obviously being held hostage in front of a Giant-Super-Computer by....dah-dah-dah-dummmmmm....
I just received this photo of poor Olga who is obviously being held hostage in front of a Giant-Super-Computer by....dah-dah-dah-dummmmmm....Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard!
OR ELSE...WHAT?!?!?
What has Olga gotten herself into NOW?!?!?
Has Evil Willy teamed up with Dr. Evil? Is Willy in cahoots with Fat B@$T@RD? And just how much does Claire know about this? Hmmmmm???? As far as I'm concerned, at this time, everyone is a suspect!
Stay tuned here (& there) for updates and
HOPEFULLY some answers!
22 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
OMGOSH!! How can I help?
The plot thickens ... will Olga be saved? Will see finally be stretched beond her tinsel strength capabilities??
Mercy, oh mercy me. I am calling the blog police at http://speedcathollydale.blogsome.com
That old guy will catch the guity culprit .... (woried and pacing the room)
Thank GAWD for your SPEEDY response Speedy! Olga needs your 0007 powers now more than ever!
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
Ooooohhhhhhhhhh..... See, I didn't understand Claire's blog ... you know, cause it's in British and I'm not bilingual.
I thought her blog was on a big screen! LOL I'm so gullible!
I even get who those 2 characters are now, LOL.
Anyway, if they're the kidnappers he is Canadian, so my money may help ;)
Dear God....thank you for not having Drowsey in charge of finding me!
~Olga (typing in handcuffs!)
Oh No! Do you want me to contact the bunnies and the stag with bunny ears back?
Almost the whole of Gt Britain is like this you know - that's why tourists avoid the place like the plague .............
lmao ... pop culture references are lost on me! Fat Bastard? LOL WTF? I didn't see that movie. But I think I'm up to speed now.
God ... I shouldn't be allowed out to blog without assistance.
Olga keep calm, I am sending Dimitrios now! he will sort them out...even if he is wearing a skirt..
Between this and twitter I really really worry about drowsey sometimes.
Of course I have access to endless amounts of chicken and personally own the largest super computer in the UK.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now I have to sit by the phone in case the bra nappers call.
Last I checked you were tied for number the Best Humor Blog #2 spot with Dooce. Should we all do a vote for Olga week?
Watch out for that Stockholm syndrome.
Jeanna - I see there is now a Discussion Board at Bloggers Choice Awards....maybe someone might like to mention my blog over there? Looks like it's still neck & neck for 2nd place...er, I mean - bra and neck?
~Olga
Claire - I know what ya mean about Drowsey...bless her poor little confused Canadian heart! :)
Those damn bra-nappers...if they don't call soon I MAY HAVE TO call in my SECRET WEAPON!!!
~Olga's Blog-mistress
DaddyP - I'm getting the feeling you're right! (For a change.)
~Olga's Worried Blog-mistress
Drowsey - I provided links to help you along....please blog carefully!
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
Sylvie - I'm thinking a skirt wearing Greek is just what I...er I mean, WE need right now!
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
OMG it is far more serious than I thought?? Fat bastards are involved!!! No translation needed just look at those guys. Evil Willy would never have hooked up with such determined guys ... would he??
p.s. the Posse are 'up in straps'!!!
I knew I could count on The Posse!!! Thanks 70's!
~Olga's worried Bra-Mistress
lmaooooo
That Claire must be part of MI5 or whatever it's called. She has a really big SCREEN for her blog!
ahahahaha (it's a good thing I'm cute)
bra napped? oh no. i bet you my boobs are hanging out with her because mine are MIA.
1 billion dollars? i think we better start photocopying some cash and get coloring. here's to a safe return olga.
Oh Hell No. I hope we find you soon.
This is a travesty.
Drowsey - Yes...good thing! :)
Thanks for you support Natural - And I hope your boobs turn up! :O
Meleah - I know! These bra-nappers are Sofa King LAME!!!!
~Olga's Blog-Mistress
That's how you grow in my imagination too - I'm wondering how big you actually can be until October :lol:
Oh no!!!!
This is bad.... If I had a million I would donate it right now... sadly i can only afford about 25cents :( :)
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