Tuesday, July 22, 2008

BRA-NAPPED!!!

HELP!!!
Olga's Blog-Mistress here reporting that
Olga, the Traveling Bra has been kid bra-napped!!! I just received this photo of poor Olga who is obviously being held hostage in front of a Giant-Super-Computer by....dah-dah-dah-dummmmmm....

Earlier today they sent this Ransom Note to Olga's current Chaperon, Claire!
OR ELSE...WHAT?!?!?
What has Olga gotten herself into NOW?!?!?
Has Evil Willy teamed up with Dr. Evil? Is Willy in cahoots with Fat B@$T@RD? And just how much does Claire know about this? Hmmmmm???? As far as I'm concerned, at this time, everyone is a suspect!
Stay tuned here (& there) for updates and
HOPEFULLY some answers!

22 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OMGOSH!! How can I help?

The plot thickens ... will Olga be saved? Will see finally be stretched beond her tinsel strength capabilities??

Mercy, oh mercy me. I am calling the blog police at http://speedcathollydale.blogsome.com

That old guy will catch the guity culprit .... (woried and pacing the room)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thank GAWD for your SPEEDY response Speedy! Olga needs your 0007 powers now more than ever!
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

Drowsey Monkey said...

Ooooohhhhhhhhhh..... See, I didn't understand Claire's blog ... you know, cause it's in British and I'm not bilingual.

I thought her blog was on a big screen! LOL I'm so gullible!

I even get who those 2 characters are now, LOL.

Anyway, if they're the kidnappers he is Canadian, so my money may help ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Dear God....thank you for not having Drowsey in charge of finding me!
~Olga (typing in handcuffs!)

scratchbags said...

Oh No! Do you want me to contact the bunnies and the stag with bunny ears back?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Almost the whole of Gt Britain is like this you know - that's why tourists avoid the place like the plague .............

Drowsey Monkey said...

lmao ... pop culture references are lost on me! Fat Bastard? LOL WTF? I didn't see that movie. But I think I'm up to speed now.

God ... I shouldn't be allowed out to blog without assistance.

sylvied said...

Olga keep calm, I am sending Dimitrios now! he will sort them out...even if he is wearing a skirt..

Claire said...

Between this and twitter I really really worry about drowsey sometimes.

Of course I have access to endless amounts of chicken and personally own the largest super computer in the UK.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now I have to sit by the phone in case the bra nappers call.

Jeanna said...

Last I checked you were tied for number the Best Humor Blog #2 spot with Dooce. Should we all do a vote for Olga week?
Watch out for that Stockholm syndrome.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Jeanna - I see there is now a Discussion Board at Bloggers Choice Awards....maybe someone might like to mention my blog over there? Looks like it's still neck & neck for 2nd place...er, I mean - bra and neck?
~Olga

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Claire - I know what ya mean about Drowsey...bless her poor little confused Canadian heart! :)

Those damn bra-nappers...if they don't call soon I MAY HAVE TO call in my SECRET WEAPON!!!
~Olga's Blog-mistress

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

DaddyP - I'm getting the feeling you're right! (For a change.)
~Olga's Worried Blog-mistress

Drowsey - I provided links to help you along....please blog carefully!
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

Sylvie - I'm thinking a skirt wearing Greek is just what I...er I mean, WE need right now!
~Olga's Blog-Mistress

70steen said...

OMG it is far more serious than I thought?? Fat bastards are involved!!! No translation needed just look at those guys. Evil Willy would never have hooked up with such determined guys ... would he??

70steen said...

p.s. the Posse are 'up in straps'!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I knew I could count on The Posse!!! Thanks 70's!
~Olga's worried Bra-Mistress

Drowsey Monkey said...

lmaooooo

That Claire must be part of MI5 or whatever it's called. She has a really big SCREEN for her blog!


ahahahaha (it's a good thing I'm cute)

Natural said...

bra napped? oh no. i bet you my boobs are hanging out with her because mine are MIA.

1 billion dollars? i think we better start photocopying some cash and get coloring. here's to a safe return olga.

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh Hell No. I hope we find you soon.

This is a travesty.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Drowsey - Yes...good thing! :)

Thanks for you support Natural - And I hope your boobs turn up! :O

Meleah - I know! These bra-nappers are Sofa King LAME!!!!

~Olga's Blog-Mistress

RennyBA said...

That's how you grow in my imagination too - I'm wondering how big you actually can be until October :lol:

Forest said...

Oh no!!!!

This is bad.... If I had a million I would donate it right now... sadly i can only afford about 25cents :( :)

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