Wednesday, May 7, 2008

SUGAR BOMB!!!

THIS JUST IN!!!
Chico, California has been bombed with what appears to be massive amounts of powered sugar!!!
...surprising the pants off local residents, many of whom were outside enjoying the warm spring weather and trying to get a head start on their summer tans. Area livestock were hit especially hard...
...and the normally Happy California Cows are now anything BUT happy! An especially angry rooster is demanding a full investigation and PETA is sending in a team of therapists to help counsel those who have been
traumatized by this bizarre attack! AFLAC is already on the scene assessing the damage...
...and residents are being warned to stay indoors until authorities can clean things up.

So far the only clue as to WHO could possibly be responsible for this mess is this photo taken of a suspicious looking character who was seen driving a FedEx truck past my blog-mistress's house earlier in the day...(He looks kinda familiar to me...???)
**UPDATE: Miss Moneypenny's elite 36DD Stealth Brassiere Bomb Squadron is currently poised and ready to lend major support in case of another Sugar Bomb attack. Phew! But what I really want to know is....
will this madness ever end?!?!?

12 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

meleah rebeccah said...

this is ridiculously funny as hell.

you guys are crazy...and I love it

Damien said...

Love the pig!

Drowsey Monkey said...

I think that's snow ... but what fun would that be? lol You, robert & speedy have officially lost it!!!

Random Chick said...

OMG! You guys are HILARIOUS!!!! Donut WARS!!!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Robert has been a busy beaver!
Did you give Robert the new pair of cool shades?

You notified me too late... I was unable to scramble my 36DD Stealth Brassiere Bomb Squadron to help you! :-))

Jeanna said...

I think it's those smart mouthed California cows. Powdered milk?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hey everybody...sorry, I've been super busy helping to coordinate cleanup efforts in Chico! What a sticky mess...I don't think those chickens are ever gonna come clean! Gotta run...the cows got out AGAIN!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am here to shovel ... and have 10,000 waffles in my pocket!!!

hmmm ... I think that a return strike will be in order.

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
~Olga

catscratch diva said...

You people are nutz! Fire nutz across the border.

I just love this stuff!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

But Diva...Nutz would HURT! Ooooh!! ;)
~Olga

Robert said...

mmmmm I wonder when the chemical that ruins stretchy material will kick in it was mixed in with the sugar...which might mean you will be a little droopy...:))))

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