Saturday, May 3, 2008

Stretched to the LIMIT in Hollydale

In case ya'll were wondering what (besides putting me on his head)
a MAN is most likely to do with Olga, the Traveling Bra....

here's the answer!

Ready....

Aim....

FIRE!!!!
Yep, Speedy has enlisted ME as the world's first
DOUBLE-BARRELLED-JELLY-DONUT-LAUNCHER!

To see what he's aiming at...and IF he hit his target, CLICK HERE!

(More reports on Speedy's Secret Donut Strike filed here!

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Awwww....Thanks Speedy!
I'm putting this in my Big Ol' Bodacious Trophy Room!
Right next to my Speedy Award!

35 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

intrepidideas said...

This is absolutely wonderful! Ha, ha...

MYM said...

lmao ... OMG! I couldn't believe it when I saw his blog today!!! This is what happens when you give Olga to a man!!! She becomes a slingshot!

Well, I guess we can all be thankful that he's not doing something even weirder with her ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Well Drowsey, when it comes to Speedy...I wouldn't count your chickens before they're hatched! :)
Have you seen any wayward donuts coming your way???
~Olga

Hi intrepidideas! Glad you are enjoying the Donut Wars!!
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LOL @ Drowsey!! That girl is the best.

When I was a kid, I had a "Wrist Rocket". Good fun no doubt. Olga is double the fun and you can talk with her too. She says, "Speedcat, what's qrong with you?".
Well, I'm not really sure, but Robert will be needing a new roof.

How the heck to they make bras so durable? Women often complain that they never fit right .... could this be because the elastic can withstand 10,000 psi?

"I don ut ohh"

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

This is pretty fun Speedy!!!...think we could try sending some chocolate donuts to my blog mistress?
Or maybe sugar donuts to Drowsey?!
Meleah might like a cinnamon bun...

Anonymous said...

WMD Sightings of Speedy's Secret Strike are pouring into HMSS headquarters! :-)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

At last!!! - a manly use for a piece of frippery.

Anonymous said...

What a great way to stretch your limits! Speedy rocks!

I was on a Spring Market the 1st of May in Sweden. I tried to find you among 100reds of stands, but couldn't?

Anonymous said...

mmm I think we might have to resort to guerilla war fare..watch out in Chino california >:)))))))))

Hungry Mother said...

Do you only work with Tim Horton donuts?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Good morning MEN! Glad to see I have perked your interest...again! ;)

DaddyP - This just proves that all men are still little boys at heart!

Rennyba - I wasn't at the Spring Market - but I bet you had fun looking for me anayway, eh? ;)

Oh Crusty - Sorry 'bout your roof! But all's fare in love and war! And my blog-mistrees prefers chocolate, if you're planning to send donuts to Chico, CA! ;)

HM - Nah, I'm not picky...

xoxoxxoxoxo to you all!
~Olga

Jackie said...

Oh my Olga....I wonder did he make it to the Canadian border...LOL!!!

This is just hillarious...you two are just hillarious.

Oh I would love to take the bra someday with us on the truck. The you could travel all over america and possibly Canada as well.

Have a great Sunday!!:-)

Jackie said...

Oh my I am so tempted to do a post about this.

Maybe I can get done up for tomorrow!!

The world needs to be forewarned of possible misfires!!

I have my helmet on. and, no I don't have a clue how you are ever going to get the jelly completely removed!!:-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hi Shinade! I'd love to travel around with you someday! :)

I'll ask Speedy to fire a donut your way...what's your favorite kind??? :)
~Olga

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha


I hope he doesn't stretch you out too much.

ps:
congrats on the award.

xxoo

crpitt said...

I think this is abuse!

I hope he has his woolite ready!

:)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Don't worry 'bout me, girls...I may be a middle-aged bra, but I'm remarkably stretchy and still have plenty of bounce left in these ol' straps! :)
But, yeah a nice warm Woolite bath does sound really GOOD right now!
xoxo
~Olga

MedStudentWife said...

I'm dunking and covering !!!

Kim said...

OMG Olga !!!
so this is what you and Speedy have been up to :D ROFL !!!
just dropping my "new" entre card off ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

MSW - WISE CHOICE! Dunk and Cover...and use a napkin! :)
~Olga

Hi Kim - Yes, THIS is what Speedy & I've been up too! Well, after he got the "put me on his head" thing out of his system! :)
~Olga

Jeanna said...

Yeee haaaa, go Speedy. Someone should write Dave Barry about this (he likes to launch things).

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Yes, Jeanna...SOMEONE should! :)
~Olga

Jeanna said...

Just sent him your link.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Really????????

hee-hee!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This was great!! :-D

Jeanna said...

Will let you know if I hear anything back.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

2sweetnsaxy - Nice name! :) Please come back again...I don't think the war is over by a looooong shot!
~Olga

OK jeanna...if not, how 'bout Letterman? ;)
~Olga

Jeanna said...

Consider it done. I said you were launching jelly donuts at Canada...was that the initial plan?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I do-nut know!!!
I was just hanging out at Speedy's house...minding my own business..and next thing I know...BAM!...I've been drafted into a Donut War between the USA & Canada and implemented as a Weapon of Mammary Destruction! (I hear Australia & the Northern California have taken hits too! And Chico, CA is on HIGH alert!!!)
~Olga

Netster23 said...

Speedy is very nuaghty did you do anything to stop him from erm.. abusing the bra?

hahahaha

kellypea said...

Dang. I cannot believe how far behind I get on things when I'm not checking in on your shennanigans regularly. Donuts? Powdered cows? Surely the world is near to ending!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

the world is ending???

wha??


POW POW!!! firing at Roberts house :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Remember back when you didn't have high speed internet?.....*sigh*

Speedcat Hollydale said...

it was a simple blog

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

It was BORING!!!!!!!!!!

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