That Mona Lisa Smile
Having a deep and abiding appreciation for all things big and beautiful,
I was very excited to be in the city of Paris - surrounded by some of the biggest and most beautiful pieces of art in the world! 
Woo-hoo! Here I am being hoisted up by one of my Pair O' Chaperons, Heather, in front of The Louvre! Unfortunately, I was unable to get any pictures inside the Museum...apparently the security guards lacked a sense of humor did not appreciate a big ol' bodacious wise-crackin' bra such as moi hanging around and oogling the Mona Lisa. (But just before Heather shoved me back into her purse, I swear I saw that Mona Lisa smile....)
Woo-hoo! Here I am being hoisted up by one of my Pair O' Chaperons, Heather, in front of The Louvre! Unfortunately, I was unable to get any pictures inside the Museum...apparently the security guards Fortunately, the atmosphere over at The Museum of Depressionist Art
was much more relaxed and I was able to get a nice shot of this priceless masterpiece...
"The Traveling Padded Brassiere Salesman"
by, Hands von Achin'
by, Hands von Achin'
(PLEASE click on the painting to view it's details ~ and be sure to visit
The Museum of Depressionist Art to see more wondrous works of art!)
Later that evening, we visited the Paris apartment of our dear blogging buddy, Lisa of OMyWord ~ who, being the oh-so-gracious hostess that she is, promptly opened up a bottle of Champagne and a nice white Bordeaux, set out some luscious cremeaux cheese and pate, pickles and toasted bread.
Voila!...another masterpiece! Bon appetit!!!
And then, much to everyones surprise, Mona stopped by bearing more wine and...a disco ball! I asked her, "Why the disco ball?" Mona just smiled knowingly as she filled my cups with more Champagne and said,
"All things begin and end with disco balls, n'est-ce pas?"
The next thing I remember is waking up to the peculiar feeling of déjà vu creeping over me as I (once again) found myself in a rather awkward position...
Sacré bleu!But at least now I know the answer to Nat King Cole's immortal question,
"Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa? Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art?" Real. Definitely real.
(Click on this photo for more incredible, hilarious photos of Mona Lisa!)
16 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
You are sooooo sophisticated and cereBRAl .......
Very, Very jealous you were in Paris!
Loved Paris, accept for the lack of sense of humor part!! I'm sure it was a wonderful time!!
I hope the weather warms so we can see if the hot heather is sporting the bra-less look.
GGRRRREATT links!
and in answer to your question on my blog, you're loading up bug time again :-)
I have found my calling ..traveling bra salesman...:)))
Hi DaddyP! CereBRAl?...oh, yes I AM!!!...because I have such a BIG BRAin!!!
~Olga
Correction Pete - I AM in Paris! :)
~Olga
It is lovely in Paris, Diva...& I see humor EVERYWHERE I go! ;)
~Olga
Geez, HM - Got yerself a little case of Spring Fever I see? :)
~Olga
Nursie! I'm loading up Bug Time? Ahhhhh!!! Help!!!!! ;)
~Olga
I agree Crusty - And even if you don't get rich doing it, just think how HAPPY you'll be! :)
~Olga
LOL @ Robert Hands von Achin'...
AND, I never knew that Mona was such a Betty. Chicka Boom - eatin` cracker and pate :-)
DISCO FEVER! get down with the Genie ... DISCO FEVER! Yhaa hooo
Magnifique! Bon pour vous Olga!
Okay, not sure how that really translates, but basically...good for you Olga! Magnificent! :)
Robert Hans von Achin'...Hmmmm, I think that has a nice ring to it Speedy! Glad you're feeling better...tho' ow it sounds like maybe you have DISCO FEVER!!!!
~Olga
Gracias Drowsey! ;)
~Olga
Pfffttt... the Louvre is so overrated anyway, you should be on display in the Smithsonian! ;)
Hi Offended - When I'm ready to retired, I'll consider that!
~Olga
I am dying over the Mono Lisa in Olga shot. DYING.
hahahahahah
I guess I was typing with my kiwi accent :-)
Ooo, la, la! Looks like you and the Mona Lisa had a grand old time!! Does she wear double-D's??? I never knew!
Well Meleah...at least you'll die laughing!!! (joke!)
~Olga
Phew - that's a relief Nursie! I thought I had contracted some kind of weird disease or something! :)
~Olga
RC - I'll never tell....
~Olga
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