I've been Pirated!
...careful where yer stickin' yer hook, Capt'n Pegleg!
You seem like a really nice Pirate...how'z about pourin' us a wee bit o' rum?
I got D' cups!
And...where in the heck am I anyway? Do you have a map?
Keeping the World Abreast of All My Exciting Globe-Trotting Adventures!