Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Olga Steers the Bark Lingård & Clear of Polar Bears!

Phew! I've been one very busy bra lately!
After I'd been up all night long posting pictures of Smooshed Boobies,
my energetic Norwegian Chaperon Renny woke me up early saying,
"Come on Olga! Let's go see the Oslo Maritime Museum!"
To which I mumbled something like, "dreaming...can't...wake...up..."
And he said, "I'll let you steer the ship (the Bark Lingård), Olga...."
"Woo-hoo!!! LET'S GO!!!"
(Maybe I'll meet some sailors!)
There was a lot to see at the Oslo Martime Museum...
including the inside of some grand old ships...
(But so far, no sailors...)
What's cookin' Renny?
(Hmmm, no sailors in the galley either!)
ooohh...that bed looks mighty inviting to a tired ol' bra like me....
(I wonder if the sailors sleep here?!)
YIKES! Polar bears at the Oslo Maritime Museum, but NO SAILORS?!?
(I just don't get it...)
Eventually, my little "sailor obsesseion" wore poor Renny down
so we took a break to reflect upon Fram, Gjøa and Maud - three old ships with very interesting histories (and probably really cute sailors!) which Renny can tell a hundred times better than me, so please click HERE to visit Renny's fantastic blog!
(And I'm still hoping to get a glimpse of a sailor...)

24 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

Jenn Thorson said...

Aw, bless his heart, look at Renny there, lying on the floor in a pose with an anthropomorphic bra... What a fine sport he is.

Olga, you do all inspire us!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Did you spot a yacht that might suit me? ....... just asking .....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Jenn - OK, I had to google anthropomorphic...PHEW! Glad it doesn't mean crazy & obnoxious! :)
~Olga

Daddy P - Yes - there was a little cardboard boat that would have suited you perfectly!!!
xo
~Olga

70steen said...

WtG Renny
Great photos of you and Renny.. you sure are having a great time over there (think back on this Olga as there are no boulder holders/strenuous work or dough nut catapults... Renny is treating you as you should be).. how are your straps holding up btw?

Drowsey Monkey said...

Renny totally rocks! These photos are fantastic!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

70's - No kidding! Renny treats me better than my BLOG-MISTRESS!
~Olga

Drowsey - Steering the ship is what ROCKED! (But Renny does too!)
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yooooo Hoooo!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

HOLD STILL!!!!

Awake In Rochester said...

Were you Renny's first mate?

Apparently Renny is a bit old-fashioned he still likes to see a bra in the galley. Well, at least he let you steer the ship.

RennyBA said...

Olga; I've been boating and visited museums plenty of times, but you take it all to a new thrilled dimension of excitements. Never have I felt so much comfort in holding on to straps as when fooling around among ships and steers like this!

I'm sorry we did not met that many sailors, and very few museum visitors that morning, but remember it was Sunday and I was hoping you would be happy just by showing off with a Gentleman of a Viking like me ;-)

Btw: I'm glad you helped us cooking the seafood dinner afterwords and enjoyed gathering around the table with us :lol:

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

(Geeezz...Speedy & Nurse Amanda are just plain CrAzY! I wonder what there were chasing each other around the bloggysphere about last night?)

Awake - Well, not ALL bras can cook AND handle a ship...just me! :)
~Olga

Renny!!! Your ARE my Gentleman of a Viking! I just wanted to see a sailor...to round out my Norwegian cultural experience, ya know? ;)
~Olga

Teena in Toronto said...

Wow! Renny sure is showing you a good time!

fracas said...

I just have to say it again...

Renny Rocks!

JafaBrit's Art said...

thank bloody god this world has so many people willing to be goofy with a bra (including yours truly lol).

I can see, thanks to Renny, that a bra could be very useful for emergencies on a ship, or a boat, or as a catapult of ice rocks to keep the polar bears away (stuffed one's don't count).

Shinade said...

Wow you are getting the royal and grand treatment with Renny.

I will also drop over there in a few,

But, fist I must redeem myself and go see all of the smooshed boobies!!

Then will you love me again?

Hugs:-)))

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

WHAT? Shinade, I love you NOW!!! :)
~Olga

Jafabrit - Now don't be giving Renny any ideas! I'm enjoying the Royal treatment here!
~Olga

Teena & Fracas - YES!! RENNY ROCKS!!
~Olga

Jeanna said...

Olga, have you put on a little weight?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Jeanna - Er, I don't think so....WHY?!?!?!!!!
~Olga

meleah rebeccah said...

YES! Whooo hoooo! Classic Olga adventure!

Dorky Dad said...

THE HOMELAND! I'm rather jealous of you Olga, given that I have mostly Viking blood in me. Looks like you're having fun!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Meleah - I'm a Classic? Woo-Hoo!
~Olga

Hi DD! Ja! Jeg elsker å være en Viking Bra!
~Olga

Cash Rules said...

You are very clever!

Kuanyin Moi said...

Oh, you're still hanging out with Renny! No wonder--he's such a great host, probably plying you with all sorts of food and wine and?

Miss Moneypenny said...

Captain Renny looks like a Old Salt supporting your Bra! ;~))

Thank you for your Twitter update! ;~)

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