Friday, September 26, 2008

ALL Reved Up And No Where To Go!

So while Drouwsey was at wourk, I tanked up on the Canadian Natiounal Beverage, Tim Hortouns coffee! (I like mine with 2 lumps and extra cream, eh!)
(I also learned how to speak Canadian just by adding a extra "u"
and saying "eh!" whenever poussible, eh!)
Soon I was all reved up and ready to go....soumewhere, eh!
Sure, she's cute, but Drowsey's car, Ruby, just didn't have the
GET UP AND GO I was looukin' four...eh!
So I went downtown and found this bad bouy!
Vrooom-Vrooouuuuum, EH!!!!
Good thing my Official Canadian Drivers and Flying Planes License
also allows me to drive a Harley!!!
Eh?...what's that you say?...take a clouser look at my license???
(click to biggify)

I THOUGHT it did anyway....

Can I get out of "time-out" now Drowsey? I gotta pee!

23 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

MYM said...

Good grief! I can't leave you alone for a MINUTE! ahahaha!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

SORRY! I blame Tim.

MYM said...

I am impressed by how you've mastered the Canadian language, eh.

:D

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I hope I can pick up on Norwegian as easily next month when I'm hanging with RennyBA! I guess I'll say a lot of "yah" instead of "eh!"....?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Well I think that your attempts at ENGLISH are a bit rubbish. However, I've decided to say nothing because of the disappointment re: the Harley. I feel for you Olga - I really feel for you ..........

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

STOP THAT!!!!....it tickles....
;)
~Olga

Jeanna said...

NOBODY puts Olga in the corner. Eh?

Anonymous said...

Mornin Aye ... Dem Mounties Are Waitin @ The Border Doncha Know Looking 4 Cuppies Plane ... I Am Hold Up In Me Cell

Jackie said...

Oh my Olga did have a treat. Tim Horton's coffee and a Harley.

The coffee must have worn off too fast and that is why she couldn't fly.

You are doing very well with your Canadian. It's a lot like Maine.

If it ends in an "R" drop the "R" and add an "A". If it ends with an "A" just simply add an "R"!

Olger...Ayeee?

Hungry Mother said...

I never knew that Saskatchewan was a real place. I thought it was a legend like Brigadoon.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Jeanna - That's right! And so far...nobody has taken me out of it yet either! DROWSEY!!!!!
~Olga

Hi Anonymous - You sound awfully familiar...you aren't texting & driving by any chance, are you?
~Olga

Shinade - That would make me Olger the Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder, Ayeee?! ;)
~Olger

HM - Brigadoon's a legend??!!??
~Olga

Anonymous said...

Hey Olga, I hope you get out of that corner soon.
Anyway, I have an award for you over on Lily's Licorice. Stop on by and take a look.

70steen said...

if you could have ridden Harley... can you buy crash inserts for bras? (can't see you with a couple of crash hats ..one on each cup, you wouldn't be able to see where you are going!)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thanks Kristie - I will pop on over & check it out! :)
~Olga

70's - Crash inserts!!! Now THAT is a FANTASTIC idea!!!
~Olga

Anonymous said...

Time out? wow - those canadians are strict aren't they?

val said...

Here is one Canadianism you missed, for sure. (Four sure?)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

"Drive Texting" ... (????) I don't know what that means!

I do however, know about Horton Potty

http://speedcathollydale.blogspot.com/2008/04/tim-horton-coffee-makes-you-pee-lot.html

Anonymous said...

You are an official full blown Canadian.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Nursie - Yeah, I should pushed Drowsey over The Falls when I had the chance! ;)
~Olga

Fer Shur Val! (That's how they say it in California anyway)
~Olga

Speedy - Maybe you should see a Nurse about that "over-active bladder" of yours?
~Olga

Meleah - Yep...full blown!
~Olga

Unknown said...

Ah, when bras come off their caffeine highs... it ain't pretty.

And obviously the coffee will always come in at least two cups.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Jenn - And my cups always overfloweth....
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Dropping in for a Horton and grabbing my shipment of Cuppie Cozzies!!! Hope they are the right color this time :-)

CUPPIE COZZIES

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.... and it's not OVER active, just bloated

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