Saturday, June 14, 2008

Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

I had the strangest dream last night! I dreamed I was back in Hollydale, Minnesota
with my old pal Speedy... We were in the cheese aisle
at Wal-Mart...
when suddenly Speedy yelled out..."Hey Olga! Check out that great deal on chicken breasts!"
And all I could say was...
"B-B-B-B-BRA-wk!!!"
Next thing I know, we're at Olga's Hair Cut & Styles!
Where again, Speedy yelled out... "Hey lady!...check out MY Olga's!"

After they kicked us out,
things got even weirder...
But I seem to remember it being
a very uplifting
experience... OK, well maybe that's a bit of a s-t-r-e-t-c-h....
but we did play a round
of golf.
I scored a perfect 36
on the front nine!
But Speedy hung me out to dry
on the back nine!
Then, just as Guru Swami Speedy was about to
reveal The Meaning of Life...
I WOKE UP!
Dang! I wonder what he was gonna say?!?!?

Stay tuned for continuing coverage of my adventures with
70'steen in Manchester, England!

53 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:

storyteller said...

I came over from Smiley Saturday. What imaginative DREAMS you have ;--)
Puppy Luv is a QT for sure. I’ve shared at Small Reflections today.
Hugs and blessings,

Drowsey Monkey said...

Speedy's kinda hot. I wouldn't mind dreaming of him ;)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Thanks Storyteller! :) I guess I do have a rather active imagination!
~Olga

Drowsey - Go ahead!!! But be sure to blog about it, OK?!? :)
~Olga

Drowsey Monkey said...

Maybe I should Olga ... I'll dream of him in that hula skirt thing, LOL

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I just had a dream about Drowsey ... is that crazy???

AND SHE WAS WEARING OLGA!!!! yep, me in the loin.

He heee!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Just made it home, glad to see my fav girls on the line 8~)

Goodnight Olga, goodnight Drowsey!

Drowsey Monkey said...

LOL LOL ... omg me wearing olga...I think that would be a nightmare, but thanks! :D

Speedcat Hollydale said...

In my dream, you morphed into the doll and then vanished. I walked the streets yelling, "Drowsey Drowsey - where are you??!!!"

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

NOW I'm having a NIGHTMARE!!!...my stooooopid laptop is not letting me see my comments!....but Speedy, Drowsey, I just wanna say...MAY ALL OF YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE!
xoxo
~Olga

Speedcat Hollydale said...

BTW ~ the mening of life is "chicken buffets"

OK ... I am really going to bed this time. My dreams might be pretty good.

Drowsey Monkey said...

ahahaha Speeeedy. Well at least the doll wasn't wearing olga. :O


In my dream ... Speedy has a really big ....

5 iron. And he walks around proudly showing it off to all the gals.

Then he goes to the mini-put and goes for a ride on the windmill ... wearing Olga.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

{meaning of life}

ha haaaaaa!!!!!!!!

baby~amore' said...

very funny and creative - I love it.
May all your dream come true !

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You should see my driver ...

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Geez Drowsey...only a 5 iron? I woulda thought Speedy had a Big Bertha!

Drowsey Monkey said...

I know nothing about golf clubs, but driver would have been better, LOL. Anyway, size doesn't matter :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

You're ON Speedy....!!!

Chicken Buffets?!?!?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Yes it does Drowsey. and you know it!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HA HAA!!!!!! @ Big Bertha

Drowsey, I thought my 38" head meant that I was a genius???

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hi Babe Amour! Please excuse my friends...they can get a little "odd" this time of night. Well, odder.
Thanks for stopping by!
~Olga

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I thought it was bigger than that Speedy...

Oh and you ARE!

Drowsey Monkey said...

38" head? Geeze ... sometimes to much size is not a good thing dude. You got a little putter or something?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I'll have a picture up soon .... of my driver.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The putter is stuck in the windmill **(wink)

Drowsey Monkey said...

Woohoo

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YHAAAAAAAAA He HAAA Hoooo!!!!!

YHEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

His driver is gonna be up soon and his putter is stuck in the windmill?!?! What kind of kinky....?!?!?

Drowsey Monkey said...

LOL LOL .... sounds like he's just braggin' now. My windmill hasn't seen a driver in a while now.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Speedy you are SCARING me!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Oh god drowsey....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ROFLMAO!!!

I back up all claims ...

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Have you ever noticed how sexual golfing terms can be?

Drowsey Monkey said...

I was talking about mini-golf! !!!

Drowsey Monkey said...

You know they have ball washers on the golf course. They should probably be more specific ... golf ball washwer

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Balls stuck in the windmill incure a two stroke penalty.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Once I threw my driver into a tree and the shaft broke. I fixed it with lock-tight ... then went to the ball washer

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Does your driver have a hard or flexible shaft?

Drowsey Monkey said...

Okay, I have enough imagery now ... I'm ready for sleep & dreaming now :P

Drowsey Monkey said...

Olga ... you're so bad. Which is why I like ya :P

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.... how many drinks have I had??

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sweet dreams Drowsey!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Speedy - NONE! HA!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Goodnight again ... good fun ;-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sweet dreams Speedy! Looking forward to hearing about your & Drowsey's dreams tomorrow! :)

Claire said...

Well that was certainly interesting reading :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Claire - Really? I thought it was pretty WEIRD!!!!
~Olga

catscratch diva said...

How could you not miss such a darling man?

Jeanna said...

"There's no lace like home?"

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I know Diva!!! Speedy's a sweetie!
~Olga

Truer words have never been spoken Jeanna. Well, that I'm aware of.
~Olga

meleah rebeccah said...

Now thats one hell of a dream!

Kuanyin said...

That dream complete with photos was awesome! Speedy and Olga make a great team!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

This is such an EXCELLENT post.

Care to X-CHANGE link?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Sure! But some of mine are broken....

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