Hot Off the Press! Look Who Made the Morning Paper!
Fortunately the bartender AND the patrons at the Minster Tavern in Ely, England were MUCH MORE accommodating! Unfortunately, the rest of the night is a bit of a blur...but LUCKILY Heather helps fill in the gaps here, or for more information about the Minster Tavern, click here!
*Know any good "A _____ walks into a bar..." jokes?
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Hahahahahahahaha
OMG! ROTFL!!!
Looks like there was plenty of Löwen-Bräs on Tap!
damn Moneypenney stole my line.....:)))))))
Speedcat and his horse walk into the saloon. Bartender says, "The guy with with the long face can drink ... but we don't serve cats, or *****'* for that matter
Speedcat draws both guns, shoots out the lights and 12 bottles of whiskey from the wall.
As the smoke cleared, Speedy removed his dusty head gear and layed it onto the bar.
"OK ... do you serve HATS???"
"Oh , yes Mr. Cat, we do, we do ...what will it be??"
Speedcat: Two large milks and a whole chicken!!
Glad I could tickle your funny bones, Diva & Chick! :) :)
~Olga
Well Crusty - That WAS a good line Ms. MP came up with! (Why didn't I think of it?!?) She's purty dang clever! :)
~Olga
HA-HA Speedy! Sounds like maybe you are feeeeeling a little better???
~Olga
;)
Okay ... now I'm dizzy ... or hypnotized.
Love the photos! The newspaper thingy is really cool. OMG - Olga is having a great time! :)
So now should we call you Dizzy Monkey?!? ;)
xoxo
~Olga
William Shakespeare walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Oi! Mate! Get out! I can't serve you!"
"Why not?" quoth Shakespeare.
"'Cos you're BARD!" replies the bartender. Ha and indeed, ha!
I do hope you're having a swell time in Blighty, m'dear!
Ha and indeed, ha-HA is right Lord Likely! I just knew you'd come through! ;)
~Olga
Loved the slide show! I shall have to take Olga into a sweaty hikers pub :)
I found a joke you might like:
3 men walk into a bar.
After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.
The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.
The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.
Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.
The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go".
As the're walking away the first guy says to the third, "Thank god you had a boner or we'd still be there."
oh and this one :P
A man walks in a bar and a little man is sitting next to him. The little man asked if he had a family and how old he was. The man told him he was 29 and had a wife and two kids.
The little man says "I'am a Leprechaun, and if you left me F#$@ you in the butt I will grant you three wishes".
They go to the bathroom and the Leprechaun starts to F@$# him in the butt.
When almost finished the Leprechaun says, "You did say you had a family right?"
Than man replies, "Yes I'm 29 and have a wife and two kids"
The Leprechaun says, "Well aren't you a little bit old to be believing in Leprechauns?"
Just don't be takin' me to THOSE 2 bars!...OK Claire?!?!?!?!!!!!!
;)
~Olga
hahaha!!
Its okay the ones we will be going will be much much.....
worse! bwahahahaha.
OK Claire....But only if you promise to watch my back!...
I'll watch your front...
~Olga
Its a deal :)
RONTFLMAO
excellent.
Sorry i dont know / have any good jokes for you
Well then, how 'bout this one Meleah?....A dyslexic walks into a bra....
Ummm, OK...maybe that isn't very funny....
:)
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