FedEx Me to my Ex
Well, I guess the up-side to spending three weeks trapped in P.O. Box HELL, plus another week recovering in rehab, is that I had plenty of time to think. (When I wasn't busy fending off bra-nappers, that is!)And in my forced state of isolation, I reflected on all that's happened to me since becoming a Traveling Bra...and most of it's been great...but I've come to the conclusion that I am still harboring some unresolved feelings (i.e. resentment) towards my "Ex" and that nasty falling out we had almost one year ago. I sure can't travel lightly if I'm hauling that old baggage around, now can I? It's high time I get this burden off my chest! So, my next stop will be my old hometown, Chico, California where I plan to take the bull by the horns and finally set things straight between us.
As I bid a nostalgic Ta-Ta (again) to Petaluma, I was thankful that my happy little Italian chaperon chose to slip me into a sturdy, trackable, fully insured FedEx envelope. I'm not dinking around with the U.S. Postal Service anymore either! Maureen, the owner of Petaluma Mail Depot, was a real hoot (as I have found is usually true with gals of the Irish persuasion.)
However, I'm not too sure what this sign on the door was referring to...but it
better not have been me! I'm telling ya, I am not in the mood to be mocked right now!!! And frankly, I'm proud of my big black beautiful bodacious doubleD voluptuousness! OK, I'll admit, I'm just a bit nervous (i.e. crabby) about this little reunion with my "Ex"....the last one being such a bust and all. I'll keep you all abreast of this situation as it develops. Until then, dear friends and loyal supporters....carry on! And don't take any crap from anyone!
~Olga, the Traveling Bra
16 Bodacious Comments (so far) ~ Add Yours!:
Happy to hear that you are out of rehab and ready to take the bull by the horns---I'm so proud of you! I'm barely out of rehab myself...still haven't gotten around to posting, but like you, I have lots to get off my chest when I do! Cheerio My Sweets!
I don't know why it is, but everyone that's ever used this particular template has had the slowest opening blogs! They are slow as smoke off...oh, I don't know, maybe a burning bra!
It's good once you get in there though!
SO NICE to hear from you again Kuanyin! I look forward to reading your new post! I'm still working on those vacation plans....
Yikes! No bra burning will EVER happen around here Mushy!! I didn't know my blog opens slowly...maybe 'cuz I have a lot of photos...???...but I so am glad you stopped by to take a peek!
~Olga
Mushy is right your blog opens very slowly but what he doesnt say is that it worth the wait!!!
Thanks Naked Madhatter, my favorite bra-napper! :) (I didn't know it was so slow...what to do?!?)
Yoo Go olga-Gurrrrl!!!
gurl that dons bodaicean melon-chronic lacy niceties’ ... the bust of luck tah yee...!!!
Yoo'll be well, i can feel it!
~julian
I'm feeling it too jOolian...
Olga, you would really love the south! Tell your ex to send you to Atlanta. I will take you to some very cool places.
Before I urge you on, emphatically congratulating you on your decision to resolve this issue with your thoughtless Ex, I must confess to a little whimpering from my boudoir, darling...
The bodaciousness of your delightful DD's has some of the other brassieres in my drawer in quite a pickle!!
I fear they are green with envy!
I have warned them to perk up and show some support for the new girl on the block.
I will keep you abreast of the situation, of course!
But we all know 'tis nothing but a storm in a B cup!!
Well Stealth, after I dump this old baggage I've been cartin' around...let's talk!!! :)
Storms a brewin'...gimme shelter!
Minxy dear, please tell your sweet little bralings that size really doesn't matter...it's all about atTITude!
juz remember: Sugar Tit
(only if he's play'n nice though....!) ~jOolz
olga :: oops...i said him... sorry x8!
please don't bra-burn me...
okay, yeaaa,
ya can do'ah bra-burn'n on me... Ha.
Be safe on yer voyage, mmm'k most Rawwwwk'n One ~jOolz
Ha-Ha jOolz! How can I ever forget Sugar Tit? And I have no doubt my "Ex" is gonna play nice...after all, if it weren't for me, she wouldn't be having all this fun! :)
Is Shawn your "ex"? Is Chico part of the pantyline or storyline? Is Chico a foundation or merely a source of support. Can you find definition and structure in a "party" haven such as Chico?
The town is full of strapping young women buckling down to really get into their cups. Oh muse of drink and debauchery, let the gauze fall from my eyes and the tassels from my bodice that I may thrust out my chest and lay bare my throbbing heart. When, if I may so bold, will you again favor Petaluma with your presence?
I would love to be added to your fanclub e (or double D) mail.
-sonomaman
Dearest sonomaman: Yes. Yes. Probably both. Of course! Not sure, will let you know...
:)
~Olga
PS: To clarify; Chico is my hometown...but my heart still belongs to Petaluma.
PSS: You have been added to the TOP of my fan club email list!
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