Oh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Three women (one is engaged to be married, one is a mistress, and one has been married for over 20 years) were chatting about their relationships over lunch one day. They decided it would be fun to surprise their men that night by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went...

The engaged friend: "My boyfriend came over and found me with the black leather bodice, tall stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you!" Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night!"

Then the married friend shared her story: "When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said..."What's for dinner, Batman?"